Chairry quotes from Pee-wee's Playhouse

Pee-wee

But I missed!

But nobody misses like you do, Pee-wee.

Magic Screen

What style.

Chairry

What flair.

What a lotta hooey. Psst! Hey, Pee-wee, come here. [Pee-wee walks up to him] Lemme straighten you out. Can't you see what's goin' on? Why do you think everyone's bein' so nice to ya?

Pee-wee

'Cause they like me.

Ah, wise up, Pee-wee. Put two and two together. Everybody's bein' nice to you, because they want you to take 'em to that dinner. That's the only reason.

Pee-Wee

Hi, Dixie!

Dixie

[combing around the playhouse] Announcing his highness, the King of Cartoons!

[offscreen] Oh, no, Dixie. I'm too afraid to get outta the cab.

Dixie

It's okay, your highness! I checked out the playhouse. The coast is clear. There's no monsters in here.

[nervously enters the playhouse] You sure there's no monster in here?

Chairry

See, Pee-wee? The king is afraid of monsters, too.

Pee-wee

Did you see a monster?

Oh, no, but I heard all about it from Mrs. Steve.

Pee-wee

Oh, that Mrs. Steve's got everybody scared. There's no such thing as MONSTERS!

Dixie

Ya can't be too sure. Make it quick, King. Better safe than sorry.

Will do, Dixie. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and...monsters, if there is any. [pause] Let the cartoon...begin. [turns on the projector]

Pee-wee

Chairry, you're all damp!

Chairry

I was out in the pool. Tito's teachin' me to float.

Yeah. Chairry's doin' real good.