Hey, Miss Yvonne, let's play something.
Yes! Let's!
Let's play Army.
No. The last time I played Army, I got hurt.
I know! Let's play Headhunters.
No! I'm not playing Headhunters again!
A character in Pee-wee's Playhouse
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Pee-wee's Playhouse: in 4 of its 45 quotes
Hey, Miss Yvonne, let's play something.
Yes! Let's!
Let's play Army.
No. The last time I played Army, I got hurt.
I know! Let's play Headhunters.
No! I'm not playing Headhunters again!
[Pee-wee gazes into the fish tank and presses his face against the glass]
Hey, Pee-wee!
Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer.
[Both fish laugh]
[Rusty pokes his fingers into the fish tank]
Hey! No fishing!
Boy. This is one of those days I wish I was a piranha.
[Both fish laugh]
Hey. Can I get you guys somethin'...to drink?! [laughs raucously; walks off]
Wise guy.
That joke's so old, it has algae on it. [chuckles]
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