Zoey quotes from Parks and Recreation

Ron

Girls this is Ann. Talk to Ann, she's terrific.

Ann

...Hey dudettes! You stoked about the weekend...no. Oh! Look at this pwetty pwetty wittle bead.

Ron

They're not infants.

Ann

I don't know. I'm weird with kids. So...you guys like Coldplay?

You're weird.

Ann

You're-[runs out]

Jerry

Well hey girls!

...No.

Jerry

Okay. Thanks. [walks away]

Ann

But it was actually a blood-hungry witch who was wearing their mom's face like a mask!

AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ron

Hahaha! What is wrong with you woman?

Ann

Sorry I thought kids liked ghost stories!

Ann

It's not that bad. Nobody got hurt.

Ron

It's extremely bad! I love this woman, and I just wanna show her that I'm capable of watching her children without something horrible happening. [Ann's mouth is open] What?!

Ann

Did you just say you love Diane?

Ron

No. I did not.

Ann

Yes you did! That is so cute!

Ron

For God's sake, Hanson, will you please focus on the larger problem!

[singing] Oooooo! Ron loves mommy! Ron Loves mommy!

Ron

Girls! Girls! I don't know what you think you heard but please don't tell your mother what you incorrectly think you heard.

Ann

[singing] Ron loves mommy! [the girls join in]

Ron

I LOVE NOTHING! [runs out]

Jerry

[giggles as Ron runs past]