Elise Yarktin quotes from Parks and Recreation

Elise Yarktin

The media has all but written us off as a niche interest group. But if you give a woman's award to a mustachioed, masculine man such as yourself well then eventually people take notice.

Ron

I don't want the damn thing.

Elise Yarktin

Well we're giving it to you. So you're going to take it...like a man. So congratulations!

Leslie

The IOW is a bunch of sexist jerks who need to get back in the kitchen where they belong and leave the real feminist work to actual feminists like Ron Swanson...Oh my God what is happening!?

Elise Yarktin

Oh I'm sorry this area is for award winners only.

Leslie

Ugh get over yourself Elise.

Ron

Work on the speech. Let's nail these women...you know what I mean.

Leslie

What did I do wrong now?

No, actually we at the IOW loved what you said in your speech.

Leslie

Really!?

But, what we loved even more was how you, Ben gave Leslie a platform on which to speak her mind. Congratulations Ben Wyatt. You are this year's IOW Woman of the Year.

Leslie

Son of a bitch!