O'Reily quotes from Oz

If you gotta go, you gotta go high.

I can't figure out why the fuck you care, but I'm glad you do. No one's ever given a shit about me my whole life, so I'm not very good at saying thanks.

Word on the street is, you're the most ruthless hitman in Little Odessa. That's gotta mean a lot because you Russian mafia guys are a bunch of crazy fucked-up mother fuckers so I got a job done and I need it done fast. (begins to drop money in his other hand, one bill at a time) Just tell me when to stop.

If I get old and wrinkled, will you still love me?

We gotta make him think that we're enemies. Keep him off guard until we kill him.

Adebisi

We kill him, the mob kills us.

They won't know. Not if we put this in his food.

Adebisi

Glass?

We make it fine, he won't be able to taste it. Over time, the glass will cut his insides up.

Adebisi

He'll die slowly.

But painfully.

Adebisi

You're one sick mother fucker, O'Reily.

Coming from you, that's a compliment.

Ryan O'Reily. Vehicular manslaughter, reckless endangerment, possession of controlled substances, possession of a deadly weapon, violation of parole. That's an amazing list of crimes.

Well, you know, I applied myself.

Dr. Gloria Nathan

You may have breast cancer.

(laughs) That's funny.

Dr. Gloria Nathan

I'm not joking.

Breast cancer? Girls get breast cancer.

Dr. Gloria Nathan

Men do too. It's rare, especially at your age, but it does happen.

I'm not a fag, you know. I've been in this shithole for over a year, and I ain't ever taken it up the ass!

Dr. Gloria Nathan

No one is saying that you have!

Bullshit! You're telling me I've got a chick's disease!

Dr. Gloria Nathan

Men have breasts, the same as women.

What the fuck you talking about? I ain't got breasts, I got a chest! (pulls open his shirt) See it? Huh, see it?!

Would you fucking relax?

Don't get pissy with me! I'm the one who's thinking of you!

I say we institute a "no swearing" rule.

El Cid

Fuck you.

Hill

Suck my dick.

Asswipe.

Cocksucker.

Pancamo

You stupid cunt.

Putz.

McManus

If nobody has anything more intelligent to say, this meeting is adjourned.

Hill

I used to box.

Where? In the Special Olympics?

Schillinger hates that his kid uses drugs. Andy's only been here a few days and he's already bought a shitload of tits off me. So I'm saying we let Andy suck on that tit 'til he O.D.s.

Beecher

Or...

Khan's braindamaged.

Cyril

No.

Yeah. I saw it when he went down. His eyes went all vacant and shit.

Cyril

You mean, I made him... just like me?

Worse.

A little birdie told me a secret about you and I just came to see if it was true. You got a cell phone?

Nikolai

No.

Oh. Then I guess that's what I get for listening to little birdies. Because if you did have a cell phone, you'd let me borrow it. You'd share, right?

Nikolai

Share? No. Rent, maybe, if I had one, which I don't.

I know. You told me, and I believe you. Because that's just the kind of friendship we have, right?

Nikolai

Right.

So sorry to bother you.

Nikolai

Not a problem.

Bye, Nikolai.

Keller

Adebisi and Said, hand-in-hand?

It's the end of the fucking universe.

Keller

I'm telling you Supreme Allah knows we whacked Shemin and Browne and we pinned the murders on him.

How could he? I didn't tell him, you didn't tell him.

Keller

Hey, maybe he figured it out. Both of them were guys Beecher fucked.

So maybe he thinks that you did it, but not me.

Keller

What, are you looking to hang me out to dry, there, O'Reily?

No. Look, maybe I can go see Allah, figure out what he really knows. You can trust me, K-boy.

Keller

I got no other choice.