“Napoleon's Boney Parts” quotes from Oz

McManus

At Attica, you organized a boxing program, right?

Murphy

Yeah.

McManus

Maybe we could try something like that here.

Murphy

Great, now all we need is time, gloves, and a good insurance policy.

Hill

I used to box.

Where? In the Special Olympics?

Nappa

So Adebisi, how come you want to work in the AIDS ward with all those fags?

Adebisi

You know, it's funny. Out there I hated them, but in here, well, sometimes you need your dick sucked.

Nappa

Yeah, well that's the difference between you and me. I've got some self control.

Schillinger

(upon hearing that Keller was stabbed in the back) Mr. Keller's got about three or four assholes now!

Augustus Hill

Napoleon's final defeat came at Waterloo. Must've been embarrassing. He was the fucking emperor, he conquered all of Europe, only to lose at a place with a stupid name like Waterloo. Or Watergate or Whitewater. Note to politicians: stay on land.

Augustus Hill

Hey, Coyle.

Call me Snake.

Augustus Hill

I changed my mind, man.

What? Ain't nothing like a clean shave, a close shave. Ah, ah, ah, don't squirm, you gonna make me nick your neck. So what you in here for, Augustus?

Augustus Hill

Murder. I killed a cop.

Sweet. But I got you beat. See, I whacked a whole family. Mama, daddy, two little sweet adorable kids. Sweet old grams.

Augustus Hill

What'd this family do to you?

Not a thing.

Augustus Hill

Then why you kill 'em?

For fun.

Augustus Hill

How you kill 'em?

Take a guess.

Augustus Hill

You slit their throats. Why you fucking with me, man?

I ain't fucking with you.

Augustus Hill

You up in Oz for armed robbery.

That I am. See, I never got caught for the murders. And never will.

Augustus Hill

Gimme my wheelchair, man.

Yes, sir. Yessuh, massa. We aim to please.