Simon Adebisi quotes from Oz

Simon Adebisi

Dr. Nathan. Doctor, the last time I had a woman tie me down like this, I married her.

Adebisi

Sometimes its good to be Human.

Adebisi

I have everything. Everything I need. Every love satisfied. But it's not enough.

Adebisi

We are, all of us, bad men. That's what we have in common.

Adebisi

(while signing up for conjecal visits, he hears that wheelchair-bound Hill never knows when he has an erection) You don't know if you're hard?

Hill

I got no sensation down there, so I don't know when I'm hard, I don't know when I cum. My wife's gotta tell me.

Adebisi

You don't know if you're hard? You don't know if you've cum? You don't get any pleasure at all? What the fuck are you doing it for?

Hill

For her.

I always thought Keane and Markstrom were holding you back. From the get-go, you were a guy that sees how the world gets made. Adebisi. Ends in "I". Sure you're not Italian?

Simon Adebisi

Schibetta ends in "A". Maybe you African.

We gotta make him think that we're enemies. Keep him off guard until we kill him.

Adebisi

We kill him, the mob kills us.

They won't know. Not if we put this in his food.

Adebisi

Glass?

We make it fine, he won't be able to taste it. Over time, the glass will cut his insides up.

Adebisi

He'll die slowly.

But painfully.

Adebisi

You're one sick mother fucker, O'Reily.

Coming from you, that's a compliment.

Simon Adebisi

You are a sick motherfucker, O'Reily.

Ryan O'Reily

Coming from you, that's a compliment.

Adebisi

Little Nino, when you say things like that, it hurts. I just wanna be friends.

Friends, huh? Okay, pal-o-mine, how's about you go into the kitchen and get me a chocolate bar?

Miguel Alvarez

You shoulda been there, man. Pancamo, out for the count. Schibetta's eyes wide open. His mind is shit.

He got raped. By who?

Miguel Alvarez

What's up, partner?

Simon Adebisi

Partners, eh?

Miguel Alvarez

Yeah.

Simon Adebisi

You and me. We're fucking partners. I said you could help me kill the dago. You didn't do shit.

Yo, man, you always let him diss you, man. You afraid of him, ese?

Miguel Alvarez

Yo, fuck you. I ain't afraid of nobody, all right?

Well, I'll be. Simon thinks of everything.

Simon Adebisi

Shirley, you like your cake?

Yes.

Simon Adebisi

Happy birthday, baby.

You're Simon?

Simon Adebisi

[pulls down pants] Quickly, before the hacks come.

But...

Simon Adebisi

What?

You're a nigger.

Simon Adebisi

[hurt and angered] Suck my dick now.

Get the fuck away from her! What the fuck are you doing? Tony, Al!

Adebisi, move!

Simon Adebisi

Suck my dick now.

Nappa

So Adebisi, how come you want to work in the AIDS ward with all those fags?

Adebisi

You know, it's funny. Out there I hated them, but in here, well, sometimes you need your dick sucked.

Nappa

Yeah, well that's the difference between you and me. I've got some self control.

Antonio Nappa

Why would you want to transfer out of the cafeteria to take care of a bunch of fags?

Simon Adebisi

Don't like fags?

Antonio Nappa

What do you think?

Simon Adebisi

Out there, I hated them. But here sometimes you need your dick sucked.

Antonio Nappa

That's one of the many differences between you and me. I got self-control.

Sean Murphy

Gentlemen, this room here is the, uh, computer room. Call me crazy, but I think when I see people in this room, they should be using computers. But you three aren't, which leads me to guess, you know, 'cause I'm such a bright fella, that you're here for a different reason. Now forgive me for being distrustful, that probably means you're up to no good. That's right, take a hike. Let's go. You too, Simon.

Simon Adebisi

I am using the computer.

Sean Murphy

Ah. Well, can I give you one little small suggestion? Turn it on.

Adebisi

I don't like Jamaicans.

Pancamo

You don't like anybody.