O'Reily and Nikolai in “Obituaries”

A little birdie told me a secret about you and I just came to see if it was true. You got a cell phone?

Nikolai

No.

Oh. Then I guess that's what I get for listening to little birdies. Because if you did have a cell phone, you'd let me borrow it. You'd share, right?

Nikolai

Share? No. Rent, maybe, if I had one, which I don't.

I know. You told me, and I believe you. Because that's just the kind of friendship we have, right?

Nikolai

Right.

So sorry to bother you.

Nikolai

Not a problem.

Bye, Nikolai.