KKosygin
At last count, I had murdered at least 49 men. You have the honor of being my 50th.
“Cruel and Unusual Punishments” · Season 3, Episode 6
In this episode: Christopher Keller (2), Tobias Beecher (1), Kareem Said (1), O'Reily (1), Nikolai Stanislofsky (1), Diane Wittlesey (1), Napa (1)
I was raised Episcopalian, which means we thought about God an hour once a week. But you, you think about Him all the time.
Yes.
Why?
I want to know Him.
Me too. I want to know God, and I want Him to know me. I want Him to know that I'm still here. That I'm still stuck in this place.
He knows.
You see,I am a piece of Shit.Worthless.As bad as They come.So to have someone love Me not matter how bad...There.You happy now I spilled My guts all over Your table?
ORO'Reily
Word on the street is, you're the most ruthless hitman in Little Odessa. That's gotta mean a lot because you Russian mafia guys are a bunch of crazy fucked-up mother fuckers so I got a job done and I need it done fast. (begins to drop money in his other hand, one bill at a time) Just tell me when to stop.
NNapa
What's your name again?
NNat
Nat.
NNapa
What's that? Short for Nathaniel?
NNat
(revealing he is a cross-dresser) Short for Natalie.
YKYuri Kosygin
Unlike you, in Russia I was not a criminal. I was an educator. After the Soviets fell, things got so bleak in Moscow I decided to leave, to come to America.
For a better life, right?
YKYuri Kosygin
Yes, for me and my wife. But we did not find a better life. I couldn't get employed teaching.
Must have been terrible.
YKYuri Kosygin
Then I got this job painting a house, the house of Leonid Rodzinsky.
He was in the Organizatsya.
YKYuri Kosygin
Yes. He treated me like shit, always making fun. Calling me "professor" and ordering me to clean his toilets. One day, he kicked me with his boot in front of my wife. I strangled him on the spot.
It's closing time?
YKYuri Kosygin
Yes.
All right, I'll go.
YKYuri Kosygin
Not till I finish my story.
Strange. All this time, you've barely said two words. Now you're a regular bottum.
YKYuri Kosygin
It takes me time to warm up to people. I feel very close to you. I was possessed by guilt for killing Rodzinsky but I got a reputation for being ruthless. The Organizatsya hired me to exterminate someone else. The second time was easy.
Yuri, please. I don't want to hear this.
YKYuri Kosygin
The third time, no problem at all.
Yuri, please.
YKYuri Kosygin
At last count, I murdered at least 49 people. You have the honor of being my 50th.
CHClaire Howell
You know what your problem is, Diane? You wanna be everybody's best pal.
And your problem? You wanna be everybody's worst nightmare.
CKChris Keller
You saw my ex, Bonnie? When I met her, she was all alone, very unhappy. So I knew it would be easy to get her to fall in love with me. But what I didn't know was after I broke her heart would she still love me? See, I'm a piece of shit. I am worthless. As bad as they come. And to have someone keep loving me, no matter how bad... [pause] You happy now? You got me to open up and spill my guts all over your table. Breakthrough.
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