Chuck Pancamo quotes from Oz

Pancamo

In his day, Antonio Napa was a great man. He was like a father to me. Well, more like an uncle.

I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. Just give me a fucking Band aid.

I say we institute a "no swearing" rule.

El Cid

Fuck you.

Hill

Suck my dick.

Asswipe.

Cocksucker.

Pancamo

You stupid cunt.

Putz.

McManus

If nobody has anything more intelligent to say, this meeting is adjourned.

They broke both his arms and his legs?

Hey, what's he do if he gets an itch?

He looked like a fucking pretzel.

Bob Rebadow

That's because he was in love with Keller.

Agamemnon Busmalis

Love hurts.

Kareem Said

Schillinger did this.

Ryan O'Reily

Fucking Schillinger did this, man.

Yo, I want to move in here.

Why?

It's a better view.

Tim McManus

How'd this happen? Who took Beecher to the gym?

I don't know, but I'll find out.

Morales

You could be an undercover cocksucker. But undercover cocksuckers aren't allowed to use drugs. (lays a line of cocaine)

Pancamo

Enjoy.

Adebisi

I don't like Jamaicans.

Pancamo

You don't like anybody.

Chucky, are you afraid of dying?

Pancamo

No.

(knocking on cell door) What the fuck you doing with a cigarette, Pancamo?

Pancamo

Smoking it.

Put it out, now! Or I'm coming in there.

Pancamo

Now, her I'm afraid of.

Adebisi's turned Em City into a fucking Zulu nation.

What the fuck are we supposed to do?

Create our own country. [goes to McManus' office in Unit B] McManus, we gotta talk.

Tim McManus

Make an appointment with my secretary.

This is serious.

Tim McManus

Yeah, I can tell. You've got that Schillinger scowl going.

Your precious little dream, your Emerald City, is now a ghetto. You been there lately? Crap all over the floors, drugs everywhere, the lack of primary colours.

Tim McManus

Well, that Unit is no longer my responsibility.

Hey, I got no problem with that. What we don't want is that new attitude over there to come wafting this way. They hear about what's going on, empowerment, they're gonna want the same thing here.

Tim McManus

And you're suggesting what? That we make Unit B all white?

Yes.

Tim McManus

Get the fuck away from me.

Hey, let the niggers have Em City. Fuck, let them have the whole goddamn prison as long as we're safe over here.

Tim McManus

Goodbye, Vern.

[kicks office door open] Don't be a bigger fool than you've already been.

Tim McManus

[presses alarm button] Lockdown! Lock the unit down!

You'll see! You'll wish you listened to me, McManus!

Tim McManus

Now!

Enrique Morales

Who's he?

Padraic Connolly. That's all we need in this place, another dumb fuckin' spud-eating Mick.

We start off with $10, and the category today, Tim, is vocabulary. And the question is:what is a tittle?

Tim McManus

I think I know this. I'm gonna humor you, I'm gonna ask for a hint. Did you cover this in sixth grade English, Robert?

Well, first off, I'm in high school. And yeah, they did cover this... In the third grade.

Would you like to give him a hint, Robert?

It comes with crosses on T's.

Tim McManus

I saw a show where they were discussing tittles, and it wasn't punctuation.

Yeah, it's not punctuation. It's a diacritical mark.

Tobias Beecher

Kid's right.

Tim McManus

You're a good guy, Robert, but I've been around a little longer. A tittle is a breast implant.

Leave it to McManus to go for breasts.

No, in fact, it is the dot above an "I."

Enrique Morales

Dumb ass.

I always knew McManus was an idiot. Now everybody else does, too.

Omar White

Yo, man, don't be fucking dogging McManus out, all right?

Oh, I'm sorry, White. I forgot you've been sucking his cock these days.

Omar White

I'm not sucking his cock, fag.

Then... You must be taking it up the ass.

You know a man named Gaetano Sensetta?

Not that I recall.

You don't know him?

Not that I recall.

You never met him?

Not that I recall.

That's odd. Mr. Sensetta, who just blabbed his way into the witness protection program, says you hired him to kill someone. Hank Schillinger. Do you know Hank Schillinger?

Not that I recall.

He's the son of Vernon Schillinger. Do you know Vernon Schillinger?

Not that I recall.

He's a fellow resident here at Oswald. You remember him now?

To the best of my recollection-

Recollection.

I don't know the fucking guy.

Chris Keller confessed to hiring a hit man to kill Hank Schillinger, only he never identified whom. Mr. Sensetta says he's never heard of Keller. We give Keller a lie detector test, turns out Keller lied about his part in the murder. Now why do you think he would do that?

Nice tie.

Okay. Officer, take this weasel back to whatever hole he crawled out of. I guess my next conversations with Vern Schillinger. I wonder if he'll remember you.

Hey Chucky, you've got a minute?

Pancamo

For you O'Reily, I've got only 28 seconds. But the way you double-talk, it should be plenty.

Hi, Chuckie. What do you want to talk about?

Pancamo

Oh, this and that. Life and death. My life...