Tobias Beecher quotes from Oz

Beecher

I hated Myself so I drank too much.And I hated Myself for drinking too much so to punish Myself I drank more.Sister...I don't wanna hate Me any more

Beecher

Reading Mein Kampf? Let me tell you how it ends. The Aryans get their asses kicked!

Beecher

Thank God I'm crazy, 'cause I don't give a shit!

Beecher

Rats in the garden, catch'em Tauser, cows in the cornfield, run boys run, cats in the creampot, stop her now, sir! Fire on the mountain, run boys run!

Beecher

I gotta pray; pray that God shows me the way to fuck Schillinger!

Beecher

I don't want to love him, but I do.

Beecher

It's funny, I can't cry. I don't have any tears left.

Tobias Beecher

I prefer to be happy, but self-hate will do in a pinch.

Beecher

If you really love me, then leave me alone.

Schillinger

Like my tattoos? I'm going to get you one.

Beecher

No, thanks.

Schillinger

Oh, yeah, I'm going to brand you myself.

Beecher

Livestock gets branded.

Schillinger

Yeah, livestock, that's what you are... my livestock. Because now, Tobias, your ass belongs to me.

Come over here and ask me if you can fuck your wife. Come on, ask me! Now!

Tobias Beecher

Can I be with my wife?

Fuck my wife.

Tobias Beecher

Fuck my wife.

Louder, and say "please" and "sir".

Tobias Beecher

Please, sir, may I fuck my wife?

Louder.

Tobias Beecher

Please, sir, may I fuck my wife!

When you ask me like that, I can't deny you anything.

Schillinger

Hey there, sweet pea. How was church? You feeling all sanctified and pure? Get undressed. We're taking a shower.

Beecher

I already had a shower.

Schillinger

Oh, that's all right. When I'm done with you, you'll need another one.

One of these Muslim monkeys was trying to tell me that Jesus was a nigger. He even quoted from the Bible trying to back his shit up.

Tobias Beecher

Well, Jesus was from Judea so he was probably of an olive-colored skin.

Look at that picture there. Does that look like a nigger to you?

Tobias Beecher

No.

You're getting awful mouthy, aren't you, prag?

Tobias Beecher

No, sir. I am not, sir.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson. Polish my boots.

Tobias Beecher

Yes, sir.

With your tongue.

Tobias Beecher

You've got to transfer me to another cell block.

Tim McManus

All the other cell blocks are full.

Tobias Beecher

Well transfer me to another prison.

Tim McManus

Do I look like a travel agent to you?

Vernon Schillinger

You're gonna die!

Tobias Beecher

Not today!

Ryan O'Reily

Yeah, tie that motherfucking Nazi up!

Tobias Beecher

Hey, motherfucker, you remember THIS!

Ryan O'Reily

Ah, he SHIT on him!

Tobias Beecher

Sieg heil, baby! Sieg fucking heil!