MOfficer Mineo
Congratulations! It's a boy! A bouncing, baby boy. Your son arrived yesterday.
Which unit's he in?
MOfficer Mineo
Your favorite: Emerald City.
“Unnatural Disasters” · Season 3, Episode 4
In this episode: Tobias Beecher (2), Vern Schillinger (1), Kareem Said (1), Vernon Schillinger (1), Warden Leo Glynn (1), Simon Adebisi (1), O'Reily (1), Nikolai Stanislofsky (1)
When life is good, 'tis better not to question why.
ORO'Reily
Schillinger hates that his kid uses drugs. Andy's only been here a few days and he's already bought a shitload of tits off me. So I'm saying we let Andy suck on that tit 'til he O.D.s.
Or...
You got any tattoos?
Yeah, a couple. (removes his shirt to reveal a few tattoos)
Very nice.
How about you?
I got one.
Yeah? Let me see it.
Someday. We don't know each other that well yet.
You must really love your son, Schillinger, to come in here and ask me for a favor. It must be chewing up your insides to have to stand here in my office begging me for your son's life. 'Cause this is what you're doing, right? Begging?
Yes.
Think of all the times I needed something from you and you just sit here with that stupid-ass grin on your face singing "doodah."
This is my son, goddamn it!
I thought you had two sons.
Yeah, I do.
Maybe you'll be luckier with the second.
I am black, I am a Muslim, and I am a man. And sometimes those three things, they war with each other.
Gentlemen, this room here is the, uh, computer room. Call me crazy, but I think when I see people in this room, they should be using computers. But you three aren't, which leads me to guess, you know, 'cause I'm such a bright fella, that you're here for a different reason. Now forgive me for being distrustful, that probably means you're up to no good. That's right, take a hike. Let's go. You too, Simon.
I am using the computer.
Ah. Well, can I give you one little small suggestion? Turn it on.
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