Christopher Keller quotes from Oz

Keller

Don't worry. Sooner or later, Beecher'll be mine.

Keller

Hey, fuck you, you fuck.

Keller

You see,I am a piece of Shit.Worthless.As bad as They come.So to have someone love Me not matter how bad...There.You happy now I spilled My guts all over Your table?

You saw my ex, Bonnie? When I met her, she was all alone, very unhappy. So I knew it would be easy to get her to fall in love with me. But what I didn't know was after I broke her heart would she still love me? See, I'm a piece of shit. I am worthless. As bad as they come. And to have someone keep loving me, no matter how bad... [pause] You happy now? You got me to open up and spill my guts all over your table. Breakthrough.

Keller

Oz didn't make you a bitch. You were born one.

[to Schillinger] Hey, Vern. Four marriages, I never had any kids, so I don't know dick about parenting, but you, fuck, you deserve some sort of prize. One son, you give him drugs knowing he'll OD. The other you set up for lethal injection. You're father of the fucking year, but you know what the best news is? When both your sons are dead, that'll be the end of it, 'cause you ain't making any more children. Not in here. So that when you die, your name dies with you. Everything you are dies when you do. And the world'll be a better place.

Keller

All bullshit aside, I want God to pick me.

Keller

You know, sometimes I think I killed all those guys 'cause I wanted to kill the part of me I despise.

Keller

I love the irony: I've gotten away with all those murders I actually committed and here I am confessing to one I'm innocent of.

Keller

I concocted this whole god damned thing just to convince you that I'm on the up and up. Now, if I was really siding with Schillinger, Toby, you'd be dead already. But instead...all I really want...is for you to love me again. (Forces a kiss on Beecher)

Keller

The way I see it, you and me, we're not like the rest of them. The Muslims, the Homeboys, the Aryans. See, they all got each other. But you and me are sitting out there with our dicks swinging in the wind. We gotta be able to rely on each other. You know, trust each other.

Beecher

It's hard for me to trust people.

Keller

Me too. But we got a long fucking time together, so why don't we see what happens?

Beecher

I love you.

Keller

I love you, Toby. (they kiss)

Do you like sex with men?

Keller

I like sex. Don't you?

Keller

Look, I know there's no reason for you to believe me, but, um...

Beecher

You're sorry?

Keller

Yeah.

Beecher

And you promise you'll never do it again?

Sister Peter Marie

I know that Tobias was in love with you and that you broke his arms and his legs.

Jesus Christ, you put it that way it makes me sound so cold.