Vernon Schillinger quotes from Oz

Schillinger

[upon seeing Beecher dressed in drag] My God! You're even prettier than I thought you'd be!

Schillinger

We can rule Oz!

Schillinger

(upon hearing that Keller was stabbed in the back) Mr. Keller's got about three or four assholes now!

Schillinger

I need to believe in something.Something besides Hate

Schillinger

So Said's nigger ass is in the hole, it looks like Arif's in charge. These motherfuckers are more pissed off than ever. I want you guys to watch each other's backs. Carry weapons from now on. This shit's coming down and it's coming down hard.

Schillinger

You're dead, sweetpea.

Schillinger

(realizing Keller switched the shanks) That cocksucker!

Schillinger

Like my tattoos? I'm going to get you one.

Beecher

No, thanks.

Schillinger

Oh, yeah, I'm going to brand you myself.

Beecher

Livestock gets branded.

Schillinger

Yeah, livestock, that's what you are... my livestock. Because now, Tobias, your ass belongs to me.

Schillinger

Hey there, sweet pea. How was church? You feeling all sanctified and pure? Get undressed. We're taking a shower.

Beecher

I already had a shower.

Schillinger

Oh, that's all right. When I'm done with you, you'll need another one.

Kenny

Yo Markstram, man. What if Keane didn't kill Martinez? What if they got the wrong guy?

He did it, Kenny.

Kenny

Look, I know he did it! I'm just saying, what if he didn't?

All I'm saying, Nino, is you gotta wonder what the guy's doing; what the guy's thinking sitting on Death Row knowing he's gonna die!

Nino

The only difference between you and him, Joey, is he knows the exact date he'll die!

Schillinger

The state's gonna let Keane pick his method of execution. Me, I'd pick hanging.

What about lethal injection?

Schillinger

That's for pussies.

They say lethal injection causes no pain. How do they know? Did someone come back from the dead and say they didn't feel anything?

Vernon Schillinger

So the state's gonna let Keane choose which way he's gonna go out. Me, I'd take hanging.

What about lethal injection?

Vernon Schillinger

That's for pussies.

They say that lethal injection causes no pain. How do they know? Did someone come back from the dead and say they didn't feel anything?

Vernon Schillinger

You're gonna die!

Tobias Beecher

Not today!

Ryan O'Reily

Yeah, tie that motherfucking Nazi up!

Tobias Beecher

Hey, motherfucker, you remember THIS!

Ryan O'Reily

Ah, he SHIT on him!

Tobias Beecher

Sieg heil, baby! Sieg fucking heil!

Schillinger

I had a visit from my sons. They're almost out of their teens now, almost men. Yesterday my boys sat there across from me ranting and raging. They were both fucked up on drugs. They know I hate drugs, that I'm in here because I hate drugs and because I love them. I got about three months until I'm up for parole. All I want to do is get out of here, be there for them. Try to help my kids. That's all.

McManus

If I put you back into Em City, you'll kill Beecher.

Schillinger

If I wanted him dead, he'd already be dead.

McManus

You say you've changed. Why should I believe you?

Schillinger

(smiles) Trust me, McManus. You lose an eye, you get kicked in the balls, you get a face full of shit, you become a different man.

Schillinger

I don't want any trouble.

Beecher

No, of course not! You get into a fight, you fuck up your parole! And I hear that for the next few months, you're gonna be a good little boy so you can get out of Oz and save your two sons. You know, I think that's great. But what I'm wondering is: what if Vern never gets out? What if, as he comes up for parole, he gets into a brawl? A knock-down drag-out with his old roomie! What if, every time he comes up for parole, Vern gets into some ugly incident and has to serve his entire sentence? And his two sons, they become monsters. (laughs) That's just what I'm wondering about.

Hill

Hey Schillinger.

Schillinger

What do you want?

Hill

How much would it cost to mail me out of here?

Schillinger

Mail you? What are you talking about?

Hill

I've been trying to think of ways to get out of here.

Schillinger

Escape from Oz?

Hill

Yeah. And I figured, you know, you could box me up in a crate and mail me to my wife overnight express, Priority Mail, whatever. How much would that cost? Postage, shipping, handling, et cetera?

Schillinger

Are you serious?

Hill

Yeah.

Schillinger

Then you're nuts.

Hill

Is that a no?

Schillinger

Yeah. No. No, yeah, it's a no. Get the fuck out of here before I tip you over.

Hill

All right, Vern, I ain't mad at you. You can't help it if you're ugly and stupid.

Congratulations! It's a boy! A bouncing, baby boy. Your son arrived yesterday.

Schillinger

Which unit's he in?

Your favorite: Emerald City.