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Vern Schillinger

Oz · 362 quotes

5th most-quoted character in Oz: in 24 of its 362 quotes
Most scenes with: James Robson (8), Tobias Beecher (7), Tim McManus (2)

Lines by Vern Schillinger 1

VSVern Schillinger

Now, you all know how highly I've esteemed... James Robson, but the past, unfortunately, is nothing more then the past. Satan has scored a very ugly victory, and it pains me that Robson is a casualty. We must, never the less, abide by out principals, not our feelings. As of today, James Robson is no longer a part of the Brotherhood.

Scenes with Vern Schillinger 23

VSVern Schillinger

One of these Muslim monkeys was trying to tell me that Jesus was a nigger. He even quoted from the Bible trying to back his shit up.

Well, Jesus was from Judea so he was probably of an olive-colored skin.

VSVern Schillinger

Look at that picture there. Does that look like a nigger to you?

VSVern Schillinger

You're getting awful mouthy, aren't you, prag?

No, sir. I am not, sir.

VSVern Schillinger

Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson. Polish my boots.

Yes, sir.

VSVern Schillinger

With your tongue.

VSVern Schillinger

So, thank you for last night.

You wanted Beecher dead, right?

VSVern Schillinger

Yeah, I wanted him dead.

You paid me, right? Two grand?

VSVern Schillinger

Yeah.

Wanna see the body?

VSVern Schillinger

Shit. Yeah.

All right. In here. [She takes him into a room, Beecher walks in.]

VSVern Schillinger

What the fuck?

Nice try, Vern baby.

VSVern Schillinger

Beecher. [McManus and some COs come in.]

Got anything to say?

VSVern Schillinger

About what? I don't know what you're talking about.

[Diane plays tape recording]

You wanted Beecher dead, right?

VSVern Schillinger

Yeah, I wanted him dead. [tape recording stops]

You can forget about your parole hearing. Instead, get yourself a good lawyer. We're charging you with conspiracy to commit murder.

VSVern Schillinger

This is bullshit. I'm being set up.

Take him to the Hole.

VSVern Schillinger

How do you live with yourself?

RSRobert Sippel

How do you?

VSVern Schillinger

Whatever I've done, I've done for righteous reasons. Any laws I've broken don't deserve to be laws. But you, you fucking baby raper! You should be dead.

Back in your cage, Schillinger. Don't make me use this. You wouldn't want me to enjoy myself, now would you?

RSRobert Sippel

Thank you, Officer.

Just doing my job, pal. For once I agree with that Nazi fuck.

You must really love your son, Schillinger, to come in here and ask me for a favor. It must be chewing up your insides to have to stand here in my office begging me for your son's life. 'Cause this is what you're doing, right? Begging?

VSVern Schillinger

Yes.

Think of all the times I needed something from you and you just sit here with that stupid-ass grin on your face singing "doodah."

VSVern Schillinger

This is my son, goddamn it!

I thought you had two sons.

VSVern Schillinger

Yeah, I do.

Maybe you'll be luckier with the second.

VSVern Schillinger

Those are not the kind of men you should be hanging out with.

ASAndrew Schillinger

As opposed to who? Those standup individuals that make up your merry little band? I gotta tell you something. My whole life, you crammed into my head how superior we white folks are. I don't see the truth in that. I look around this room and I see white faces and black faces, every color in between and the only thing that I know for sure is that we're all shit. You know, shit don't come in degrees. White or black, shit is shit. So fuck everything you believe in, fuck everything you stand for, and fuck you.

VSVern Schillinger

Don't you dare talk to me like that!

ASAndrew Schillinger

Man, you hit me way too many times growing up!

What do you want?

VSVern Schillinger

The niggers are up to something.

CKChris Keller

The niggers are always up to something. So are you.

VSVern Schillinger

Look, I know there's been a lot of shit between us all over the years but we gotta put that aside. At least for now. We gotta be bound by the one thing that joins us all together. The color of our skin.

I am not gonna listen to this shit. C'mon, Chris.

CKChris Keller

Wait a sec. I wanna hear what he has to say.

I'm Russian, and I'm a Jew. But I'm also white. So Schillinger, do you accept me as a part of your group?

VSVern Schillinger

Yes.

Aw, fuck.

VSVern Schillinger

Hey, Beecher, this one’s for you.

It’s empty.

VSVern Schillinger

Yeah. We had to confiscate the contents.

A letter from my grandmother? What could have possibly been in here that you had to confiscate it?

VSVern Schillinger

Well, if I told you, then you’d know.

Beecher hasn't been out of his cell for two solid days. He just lies in his bunk sobbing like a wuss.

VSVern Schillinger

Good. That's what's truly elegant about this plan of mine. We don't physically touch Beecher, and yet the damage done is far more hideous.

VSVern Schillinger

Look, I said I'd protect you from Keller. I'll protect you. Okay?

EZEli Zabitz

Okay.

VSVern Schillinger

Now buzz off.

[Zabitz leaves]

VSVern Schillinger

Jesus, I thought the Jews were supposed to be tough.

That's just the Israelis.

VSVern Schillinger

Hmm. Kill him. I'm going to take that shot again.

CPChucky Pancamo

Adebisi's turned Em City into a fucking Zulu nation.

What the fuck are we supposed to do?

VSVern Schillinger

Create our own country. [goes to McManus' office in Unit B] McManus, we gotta talk.

Make an appointment with my secretary.

VSVern Schillinger

This is serious.

Yeah, I can tell. You've got that Schillinger scowl going.

VSVern Schillinger

Your precious little dream, your Emerald City, is now a ghetto. You been there lately? Crap all over the floors, drugs everywhere, the lack of primary colours.

Well, that Unit is no longer my responsibility.

VSVern Schillinger

Hey, I got no problem with that. What we don't want is that new attitude over there to come wafting this way. They hear about what's going on, empowerment, they're gonna want the same thing here.

And you're suggesting what? That we make Unit B all white?

VSVern Schillinger

Yes.

Get the fuck away from me.

VSVern Schillinger

Hey, let the niggers have Em City. Fuck, let them have the whole goddamn prison as long as we're safe over here.

Goodbye, Vern.

VSVern Schillinger

[kicks office door open] Don't be a bigger fool than you've already been.

[presses alarm button] Lockdown! Lock the unit down!

VSVern Schillinger

You'll see! You'll wish you listened to me, McManus!

VSVern Schillinger

I'm just sick of all this horseshit. I want to concentrate on the birth of my first grandchild. You know, I just want a little taste of happiness.

Vern, you're starting to scare me.

Yeah, your kid was involved in all kinds of shit. Drug deals and pimping. So there's any number of people who might want him dead.

VSVern Schillinger

This is you consoling me?

JCJeremiah Cloutier

Why don't we pray together?

VSVern Schillinger

How does the quote go? There is a time to be born, a time to die, a time for every purpose under heaven?

JCJeremiah Cloutier

Yes.

VSVern Schillinger

Well, the time for praying is over.

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