Jaz Hoyt quotes from Oz

I say we institute a "no swearing" rule.

El Cid

Fuck you.

Hill

Suck my dick.

Asswipe.

Cocksucker.

Pancamo

You stupid cunt.

Putz.

McManus

If nobody has anything more intelligent to say, this meeting is adjourned.

They broke both his arms and his legs?

Hey, what's he do if he gets an itch?

He looked like a fucking pretzel.

Bob Rebadow

That's because he was in love with Keller.

Agamemnon Busmalis

Love hurts.

Kareem Said

Schillinger did this.

Ryan O'Reily

Fucking Schillinger did this, man.

Yo, I want to move in here.

Why?

It's a better view.

Tim McManus

How'd this happen? Who took Beecher to the gym?

I don't know, but I'll find out.

What do you want?

The niggers are up to something.

The niggers are always up to something. So are you.

Look, I know there's been a lot of shit between us all over the years but we gotta put that aside. At least for now. We gotta be bound by the one thing that joins us all together. The color of our skin.

Tobias Beecher

I am not gonna listen to this shit. C'mon, Chris.

Wait a sec. I wanna hear what he has to say.

Nikolai Stanislofsky

I'm Russian, and I'm a Jew. But I'm also white. So Schillinger, do you accept me as a part of your group?

Yes.

Tobias Beecher

Aw, fuck.

James Devlin

You know, when I was first elected Governor, crime was out of control, but we went to work, fighting for three strikes and you're out...

Bob Rebadow

That bastard's running for another term after all the crap he’s pulled.

Agamemnon Busmalis

I’m voting for him.

Bob Rebadow

What? Why?

Agamemnon Busmalis

Well, things are better now then they were 4 years ago.

Bob Rebadow

Better for who? Not for us.

Agamemnon Busmalis

Well, in general life has improved across the state since Devlin took office. The economy is up, crime is down.

You’d actually vote for that asshole?

Agamemnon Busmalis

Yes.

Augustus Hill

You can’t vote. You were convicted of a felony. You are no longer eligible to vote.

Agamemnon Busmalis

Really?

Augustus Hill

Really.

Agamemnon Busmalis

Oh, well, that’s okay. I never used to vote anyway.

The courage to lead. James Devlin, Governor.

Adebisi's turned Em City into a fucking Zulu nation.

What the fuck are we supposed to do?

Create our own country. [goes to McManus' office in Unit B] McManus, we gotta talk.

Tim McManus

Make an appointment with my secretary.

This is serious.

Tim McManus

Yeah, I can tell. You've got that Schillinger scowl going.

Your precious little dream, your Emerald City, is now a ghetto. You been there lately? Crap all over the floors, drugs everywhere, the lack of primary colours.

Tim McManus

Well, that Unit is no longer my responsibility.

Hey, I got no problem with that. What we don't want is that new attitude over there to come wafting this way. They hear about what's going on, empowerment, they're gonna want the same thing here.

Tim McManus

And you're suggesting what? That we make Unit B all white?

Yes.

Tim McManus

Get the fuck away from me.

Hey, let the niggers have Em City. Fuck, let them have the whole goddamn prison as long as we're safe over here.

Tim McManus

Goodbye, Vern.

[kicks office door open] Don't be a bigger fool than you've already been.

Tim McManus

[presses alarm button] Lockdown! Lock the unit down!

You'll see! You'll wish you listened to me, McManus!

Tim McManus

Now!

The Reverend Cloutier was in my cell last night.

Timmy Kirk

For what, a blowjob? [Hoyt laughs]

This ain't funny.

You had a dream.

Hey, it was no dream.

Chickenshit.

Timmy Kirk

You're tryin' to get outta the job. Go kill the cocksucker.

No!

No?

He told me to kill you!

It's self defense. It's, it's motherfuckin' self defense. I got witnesses, you got nothin' on me. There was fuckin' 10 guys there.

Leo Glynn

Put him in the hole.

Get up.

Self defense!

Hey, everyone. Meet the new member of our club house.

Kirk, you fucking cocksucker! You should be dead you little fucking prick!

Timmy Kirk

Don't be angry, Jazz-man. It's not your fault I'm alive. The truth is, I can't die.

Bullshit. Just give me another chance.

Timmy Kirk

Won't do any good. I can't die.

Yeah, why is that, pumpkin?

Timmy Kirk

Because...I am Satan. And Satan will never die.