Like a cannibal?
A cannibal eats somebody else's flesh.
So what do you call a guy who eats his own flesh?
Inventive.
“A Cock And Balls Story” · Season 4, Episode 1
In this episode: Tim McManus (2), Augustus Hill (1), Tobias Beecher (1), Christopher Keller (1), Vern Schillinger (1), Warden Leo Glynn (1), Bob Rebadow (1), Agamemnon Busmalis (1)
Oz didn't make you a bitch. You were born one.
She was cheating on you?
MMoses
Yeah. With her husband.
They were married?
MMoses
Bitch told me they was through. I don't fuck with another man's wife! I got principles.
She fell in love with a bobby?
No, not a bobby, Tim! He's a guard. He guards the queen.
Well, then I'm sure they'll have a lot in fucking common!
For the past 2 weeks, we have been in 24 hour lockdown. Now, I’m not gonna go into the specifics as to what caused the situation. You know it. I’ve brought you together to say this: When the lockdown ends, depends on you. It is my intention to put this prison back on a routine schedule. But, hear me good. If there is one single incident of race-related violence, I will lock you away again, black and white, 24-7, for the rest of your fucking lives.
Hey, Beecher, this one’s for you.
It’s empty.
Yeah. We had to confiscate the contents.
A letter from my grandmother? What could have possibly been in here that you had to confiscate it?
Well, if I told you, then you’d know.
[Em City. Devlin is on TV]:
You know, when I was first elected Governor, crime was out of control, but we went to work, fighting for three strikes and you're out...
[cuts to Em City prisoners]
That bastard's running for another term after all the crap he’s pulled.
I’m voting for him.
What? Why?
Well, things are better now then they were 4 years ago.
Better for who? Not for us.
Well, in general life has improved across the state since Devlin took office. The economy is up, crime is down.
JHJaz Hoyt
You’d actually vote for that asshole?
Yes.
You can’t vote. You were convicted of a felony. You are no longer eligible to vote.
Really?
Really.
Oh, well, that’s okay. I never used to vote anyway.
[cuts back to TV]
TATV announcer
The courage to lead. James Devlin, Governor.
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