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Don't take any wooden nickels.
“Good Intentions” · Season 5, Episode 7
In this episode: Vern Schillinger (2), Ryan O`Reily (2), Christopher Keller (1), James Robson (1), Warden Leo Glynn (1), Sister Peter Marie Reimondo (1), Arnold Jackson (1), Timmy Kirk (1)
Do you think Jesus was a fag?
What?
Do you think Jesus was a fag? It's a legitimate question.
Are you trying to provoke me? Mock my religion?
Nope, just looking for a role model. Jesus was divine and human simultaneously, right?
[Sister nods]
Did the divine part control his sexual appetites? And if so, what chance have I got? I'm not divine, far from it, and I mean all my life anytime I've gotten the urge... I've stuck my cock into any cavity that was open and available.
When I was a kid and all this shit was going down in our house, my dad was wailing on us non-stop, so I went to our pastor. I had a welt on my back the size of this fist, so, I asked to good Monsignor if he could please talk to my dad and ask him to stop beating on us. He said if my dad hit us it was because we were bad and we deserved to be punished. Then he told me to go home and honor thy father.
Clarence Seroy is a lying sack of shit.
Funny, that's what you said when Jaz Hoyt implicated you in Jim Burns' murder.
I'm innocent.
No, you're a guilty little prick who's finally going to take responsibility for the shit storms you created.
You've got no hard core evidence that either I set up the arson or was involved in Hoyt killing Burns. It's still their word against mine.
Think you got the system beat huh? Well, I've been around a lot longer then you, Kirk. Ray Mukada is a friend of mine. He's lying in a hospital, and that's pissing me off. Pissing me off royal.
Just soup.
AJArnold "Poet" Jackson
Sure you don't want no chitlins and gravy to go with that?
What?
Shall we? [cafeteria staff bang utensils loudly] Everyone, listen up. Robson here went to the dentist and got himself a nice pair of dirty ghetto gums.
[Whole cafeteria erupts in laughter]
Thanks Vern.
I didn't say a fucking word. [To Poet, who is laughing] Shut up, you goddamn nigger, just give him some soup!
AJArnold "Poet" Jackson
[to Robson] Whoa, You going to take that, G, man calling your brother a nigger and all? [Robson intimidates Poet] Hey, don't get stupid. Don't want me to Sammy Sosa that jaw with this here spoon.
CHClaire Howell
Keep it moving, girls.
Now, you all know how highly I've esteemed... James Robson, but the past, unfortunately, is nothing more then the past. Satan has scored a very ugly victory, and it pains me that Robson is a casualty. We must, never the less, abide by out principals, not our feelings. As of today, James Robson is no longer a part of the Brotherhood.
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