Donald Groves. You killed your parents and ate them, right?
I only ate my mom. I was saving my dad for Thanksgiving.
That's festive.
“Visits, Conjugal, and Otherwise” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Augustus Hill (4), Burrano (3), Groves (2), Tobias Beecher (1), Tim McManus (1), Vern Schillinger (1), Simon Adebisi (1), Bob Rebadow (1)
I saw 'em carry him out. Looked like a roasted, broiled chicken. His flesh was all brown and crispy. He looked good enough to eat.
No? He's ordering you around all day, "boy do this, boy do that", it never pissed you off?
He never called me "boy".
MMarkstrom
You not gonna kiss the bride? (Adebisi grabs Keane and tries to kiss him)
God made sunsets full of color and God made race horses that run in a flash. God made the orange, the apple and strawberries, but God's greatest creation is pussy. I don't mean to be crude or nothing but... you can have all the sunsets, horses and fruit there is, just give me all the pussy in the world. Fuck, I don't need all the pussy, just one a day. Every day.
God comes to visit me every once in a while. Actually, he comes more often than I'd like but it's God. What can I say? That I'm busy, that I'm in the shower? He knows.
We talking about a burning bush here?
No, it's more like a strobe. A little too flashy, a little cheesy for my taste.
(while signing up for conjecal visits, he hears that wheelchair-bound Hill never knows when he has an erection) You don't know if you're hard?
I got no sensation down there, so I don't know when I'm hard, I don't know when I cum. My wife's gotta tell me.
You don't know if you're hard? You don't know if you've cum? You don't get any pleasure at all? What the fuck are you doing it for?
For her.
And love? Well, if sex is sweet and death is bitter, love is both. Love will always and forever break your heart.
Fuck is a four letter word. Rape is a four letter word. Wife is a four letter word. So is love. Fuck is a curse. So is love.
Come over here and ask me if you can fuck your wife. Come on, ask me! Now!
Can I be with my wife?
Fuck my wife.
Fuck my wife.
Louder, and say "please" and "sir".
Please, sir, may I fuck my wife?
Louder.
Please, sir, may I fuck my wife!
When you ask me like that, I can't deny you anything.
I'm gonna arrange for you to visit your wife in the hospital.
NSNino Schibetta
That's very considerate of you. But forgive me, I'm cynical by nature. Why are you being so considerate to me?
It's hard enough her being this ill without you being able to, uh...
NSNino Schibetta
Say goodbye? What do you want from me?
Your continued patience.
NSNino Schibetta
You're gonna find out who killed Dino?
Yes.
NSNino Schibetta
And you're gonna bring him to justice.
Now you're laughing at me.
NSNino Schibetta
As I said, I'm a cynical bastard.
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