Christopher Keller quotes from Oz

What do you want?

The niggers are up to something.

The niggers are always up to something. So are you.

Look, I know there's been a lot of shit between us all over the years but we gotta put that aside. At least for now. We gotta be bound by the one thing that joins us all together. The color of our skin.

Tobias Beecher

I am not gonna listen to this shit. C'mon, Chris.

Wait a sec. I wanna hear what he has to say.

Nikolai Stanislofsky

I'm Russian, and I'm a Jew. But I'm also white. So Schillinger, do you accept me as a part of your group?

Yes.

Tobias Beecher

Aw, fuck.

Keller

Adebisi and Said, hand-in-hand?

It's the end of the fucking universe.

McManus

Any questions?

Keller

Uh, yes, Mr. McManus, sir! Just how big is your penis?

Keller

I'm telling you Supreme Allah knows we whacked Shemin and Browne and we pinned the murders on him.

How could he? I didn't tell him, you didn't tell him.

Keller

Hey, maybe he figured it out. Both of them were guys Beecher fucked.

So maybe he thinks that you did it, but not me.

Keller

What, are you looking to hang me out to dry, there, O'Reily?

No. Look, maybe I can go see Allah, figure out what he really knows. You can trust me, K-boy.

Keller

I got no other choice.

Keller

I'll see you.

Beecher

When?

Keller

Back here. Or in heaven.

Keller

Ah, you and me together. God doesn't have the balls to keep us out.

Show me your tits.

Don't do that.

Sorry.

Keller

Do you think Jesus was a fag?

Sister Peter Marie

What?

Keller

Do you think Jesus was a fag? It's a legitimate question.

Sister Peter Marie

Are you trying to provoke me? Mock my religion?

Keller

Nope, just looking for a role model. Jesus was divine and human simultaneously, right?

Keller

Did the divine part control his sexual appetites? And if so, what chance have I got? I'm not divine, far from it, and I mean all my life anytime I've gotten the urge... I've stuck my cock into any cavity that was open and available.

Hey, everyone. Meet the new member of our club house.

Kirk, you fucking cocksucker! You should be dead you little fucking prick!

Timmy Kirk

Don't be angry, Jazz-man. It's not your fault I'm alive. The truth is, I can't die.

Bullshit. Just give me another chance.

Timmy Kirk

Won't do any good. I can't die.

Yeah, why is that, pumpkin?

Timmy Kirk

Because...I am Satan. And Satan will never die.

Schillinger

But Beecher knows too much about both of us. He's gotta die.

Keller

Yeah.

Schillinger

I'll deal with it.

Keller

No, I'll kill Beecher.

Schillinger

You?

Keller

Before I whack him, I just wanna fuck him in the ass one more time.

Keller

I couldn't face living the rest of my life in here without you. Don't you see? I did what I did out of love.

Beecher

I loved alcohol. I loved heroin. But I had to put them behind me because they were poison. Death. You... are death. Let me live.

If it weren't for me, you'd be in the morgue, instead of Schillinger.

Tobias Beecher

Maybe.

Yeah.

Tobias Beecher

But if you think I got any satisfaction out of killing him, you're wrong. You don't know me at all.

I don't know you? I know you're free of that Nazi fuck!

Tobias Beecher

No, I'm not. No more free than I am of his two sons, or Metzger or Cathy Rockwell. Chris, after six years in this place I'm not sure about anything anymore. Heaven, justice, truth. The only thing I believe in is life. Every life is precious. Not just yours or mine, but every single person on the planet who's breathing, their lives are precious. And the loss of a single life, even in Oz, is my loss, too.

Well, that's bullshit. The only thing that matters is you and me.

Tobias Beecher

I don't expect you to understand. You kill for sport.

I don't understand? I'm not the one who got here by accident, pal. I kill because I have to. I kill what stands in my way like the Aryans.

Tobias Beecher

What? What about the Aryans?

That they're no threat to us anymore. I took care of that.

Tobias Beecher

How? How'd you take care of it?

Never mind, kiss me.

Tobias Beecher

Wait. Answer me this first, okay?

Hmm?

Tobias Beecher

I want you to be honest, okay? Did you purposely fuck up my parole?

Toby, I couldn't face the rest of my life living in here without you. Don't you see? I did what I did out of love.

Tobias Beecher

If you really love me, then leave me alone.

I can't.

Tobias Beecher

Listen to me. Listen to me. I loved alcohol. I loved heroin. I had to put them behind me because they were poison. Death. You are death. Let me live.