Timmy Kirk quotes from Oz

Timmy Kirk

If you're not part of the solution, you're Satan's tool.

Timmy Kirk

[to Mukada] When I am executed, you will be stripped of your ministry, you will be abandoned by Holy Mother Church and you will spend the rest of your days wandering aimlessly and without hope. In death I will be triumphant.

Timmy Kirk

You and me Jaz-bo, captured on film for prosperity.

The Reverend Cloutier was in my cell last night.

Timmy Kirk

For what, a blowjob? [Hoyt laughs]

This ain't funny.

You had a dream.

Hey, it was no dream.

Chickenshit.

Timmy Kirk

You're tryin' to get outta the job. Go kill the cocksucker.

No!

No?

He told me to kill you!

Timmy Kirk

I want to become a Roman Catholic again.

Father Ray Mukada

No.

Timmy Kirk

What? You can't refuse me!

Father Ray Mukada

I sure as hell can.

Timmy Kirk

Clarence Seroy is a lying sack of shit.

Leo Glynn

Funny, that's what you said when Jaz Hoyt implicated you in Jim Burns' murder.

Timmy Kirk

I'm innocent.

Leo Glynn

No, you're a guilty little prick who's finally going to take responsibility for the shit storms you created.

Timmy Kirk

You've got no hard core evidence that either I set up the arson or was involved in Hoyt killing Burns. It's still their word against mine.

Leo Glynn

Think you got the system beat huh? Well, I've been around a lot longer then you, Kirk. Ray Mukada is a friend of mine. He's lying in a hospital, and that's pissing me off. Pissing me off royal.

Hey, everyone. Meet the new member of our club house.

Kirk, you fucking cocksucker! You should be dead you little fucking prick!

Timmy Kirk

Don't be angry, Jazz-man. It's not your fault I'm alive. The truth is, I can't die.

Bullshit. Just give me another chance.

Timmy Kirk

Won't do any good. I can't die.

Yeah, why is that, pumpkin?

Timmy Kirk

Because...I am Satan. And Satan will never die.