CKChris Keller
Show me your tits.
Don't do that.
CKChris Keller
Sorry.
“Next Stop, Valhalla” · Season 5, Episode 4
In this episode: Tobias Beecher (2), Vern Schillinger (2), Augustus Hill (1), Christopher Keller (1), Kareem Said (1), Sister Pete (1), Sister Peter Marie Reimondo (1), Father Ray Mukada (1)
I want to become a Roman Catholic again.
What? You can't refuse me!
I sure as hell can.
All Vikings were not stupid brutes. They had moments of brilliance. They were such great shipbuilders and sailors that Leif Eriksson and his crew landed in America first. Some say, travelling as far South as New York harbour. Here's where the true brilliance comes in : they took a look, turned around and went home.
Officer Brass. Good to see you.
DBDave Brass
Yeah? Why's that?
Glynn's bringing more and more nigger COs in here every day. In my book, any pale face is a good pale face.
DBDave Brass
Let me ask you something. Were you around the day I got cut?
No. Me and Robson were on work detail. Believe me, if I'd have been here I'd have pulled that monkey off you.
DBDave Brass
So you know which monkey it was?
Who exactly, no. I guarantee you this though. It wasn't a white man.
CMCarlos Martinez
Hey Brass.
DBDave Brass
Yeah.
CMCarlos Martinez
You drink?
DBDave Brass
Why? You want to go grab a couple of beers?
CMCarlos Martinez
How about a blood, piss, shit, and puke cocktail, mother fucker? [throws the contents at Brass' face]
DBDave Brass
Ah! Ah! Son of a bitch!
Homosexuality is a perversion against Gods will.
I agree.
And yet you practice sodomy yourself.
I'm no faggot.
You raped Beecher. And Cyril O'Reily and God knows how many others.
I never touched anybody.
You lying cock sucking fuck.
Tobias-
How can you deny what you did? Get up!
Tobias!
Get up!
Officer! Stop it!
HHack
Come on!
Come on! Fuck! You fucking lying bitch! You lying fucking sack of shit.
This will be the first time I ever have to make my own bed.
Adam, take my word. Nothing you experienced growing up in Bryant Park has prepared you for life in Oz. I know it's hard but I'll be here for you. I promise. Your dad was my scoutmaster for God's sake.
You have to understand something. That girl Franklin and I raped... We were drunk. All of us. Partying. I blacked out. I never meant to hurt her.
Yeah but you did. That's why you're standing where you're standing. Don't forget that. Ever. The guilt may keep you sane. Get settled and uh...I'll introduce you around.
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