Do you think Jesus was a fag?
What?
Do you think Jesus was a fag? It's a legitimate question.
Are you trying to provoke me? Mock my religion?
Nope, just looking for a role model. Jesus was divine and human simultaneously, right?
[Sister nods]
Did the divine part control his sexual appetites? And if so, what chance have I got? I'm not divine, far from it, and I mean all my life anytime I've gotten the urge... I've stuck my cock into any cavity that was open and available.
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