Mr. Chin quotes from Only Fools and Horses

I had a telephone call from a man, he did not give me his name but he tells me, "Get your kitchen painted or you'll be in big trouble, John."

Rodney

Oh. (penny drops) John?

Del

Yeah, John. You know the expression "John". Cockney expression, bruv.

Have you decided what colour the walls will be?

Del

Oh yes of course you don't think I'd leave something that important to the last minute, do you? (to Rodney) Get that lid off!.

Rodney

(struggling to open a tin of paint) I'm trying.

Del

I thought... and you can shoot me down in flames if you like Mr. Chin, but what I thought the colour these walls should be... (to Rodney) Have you got the lid off yet?!?

Blue.

Del

What?

I like blue.

Del

Oh blue. Je suis frontiers. That is exactly what I thought. I thought why don't we paint these walls a nice subtle shade of blue.

What shade of blue?

Rodney

Yellow.

Del

And then I changed my mind. I thought not blue. I thought we should paint them gold.

Rodney

That's yellow.

Del

This is gold, Rodney. Are you illiterate or something? You see I remembered the name of your beautiful restaurant. Gold for the Golden Lotus.

Don't you "Hello, Mr. Chin" me! What have you done to my walls?!

Del

Glowing, are they? Tell them not to be frightened, cos this is new energy saving paint we're using. It's designed to cut down on the electricity bills. Yeah. Yes. Yes, I understand. I'll be round to see you first thing in the morning. (puts the receiver down)

Rodney

Does he want his money back?

Del

No, he wants you to go round tomorrow and do out his living room in it!