Bill McNeal quotes from NewsRadio

Bill

[Referring to the new smoking room.] I guess it will do, but lose the salad, huh?

Bill

Show me a woman who isn't jealous of another woman, and I'll show you a man.

Bill

(Repeated Line) Dave? [Coffee table falls over]

Bill

Let me tell you what I told my brother last Thanksgiving: give me my money back.

Bill

And remember, people, it's not whether you win or lose, because we are all going to lose in every possible category.

Bill

It's not garbage. It's rap music. And I love it. The pulsating rhythms, raw bass line. This stuff speaks to me in places I didn't even know I had ears.

Bill

Another time I was cut from the high school football team. And my mother said, "Central's lost a fullback, but the McNeals have gained a daughter".

Bill

You wouldn't know tough love if it stripped you to your jockeys and made you stand all night in the rain.

Bill

Is it getting chilly in here, or are you wearing an anatomically correct bra?

Bill

Dave, there comes a time in every friendship when you have to say "I never liked you. Get lost."

Bill

Hold that boat! I've got a heart condition... and I'm a woman!

Beth

Fire him as soon as he walks out that door.

Dave

Excuse me?

Beth

Fire him right here, right now, in front of everyone. Trust me, it will help you down the line. You're not exactly establishing yourself as an authority figure with the staff.

Bill

She's right, you know.

Beth

It's like, you know how they say when it's your first day in prison, you should act crazy and beat someone with a chair so nobody will mess with you?

Dave

I've never actually heard that before, Beth.

Dave

Why? Because I'm the boss, Bill, that's why! That's why, Bill. And I will not be manipulated, I will not be contradicted, and I will not be intimidated!

Bill

Well, I didn't realize you were a man of such strong conviction, of such deeply felt moral tenacity, of such remarkable centeredness...

Dave

All right, Bill, I'm not going to be sucked-up to either.

Bill

Well, you've eliminated all my options. All that's left is backstabbing.

Dave

I just had no idea that the Patch could have side effects.

Bill

And I had no idea you're only supposed to wear one at a time.

Dave

How many were you wearing?

Bill

Fifteen, sixteen. I sort of stuck them all around my waist like a belt.

Dave

Listen up, everybody, this is what we're going to do.

Bill

Standard subway crisis. We know what to do, Dave.

Dave

I didn't know there was a standard procedure for this.

Bill

Oh, sure. We send a reporter to the scene. He asks the transit police if he can go in the tunnel. They say no. He says okay. I go on the air every eight minutes and say "Still no news on that disabled train." Business as usual. Let's do it, people!

Dave

Actually, Bill, if I might, I'd like to try something a little different this time, okay?

Bill

Okay, how about this? Send reporter, transit police, tunnel-no-okay, me on air every seven minutes, blah, blah, blah. Let's do it, people!