Sir, it's about the budget.
The budget? Don't I pay someone else to think about that?
That would be me.
Well, then, why am I thinking about it? You know, you're not giving me much bang for my buck here, Dave.
“Luncheon at the Waldorf” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Dave Nelson (2), Bill McNeal (2), Mr. James (1), Lisa Miller (1), Beth (1)
All right, look, Beth. I know you've had a rough day, I know this has been very hard on you, and I know you've heard this before; but I'm gonna say it again because it's important, all right? You do not have to subscribe in order to be eligible for the Publishers Clearinghouse sweepstakes.
You are so naive, Dave.
Show me a woman who isn't jealous of another woman, and I'll show you a man.
What exactly happened?
She frenched me, Lisa. We got in the limo, and she was all over me.
I'm sorry, Bill. That must have been very uncomfortable for you.
You know what it's like? It's like taking your daughter to the fair and buying her cotton candy and winning prizes for her... and then you get on the Ferris wheel and she wants to make out.
[uncomfortable] OK...
Well, how could she do that to me, Lisa? How could she... french her daddy?
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