So, Theo, you want to work in broadcasting?
Anything would be better than what I'm doing now.
What are you doing now?
I give motivational speeches for corporate events.
NewsRadio · Season 2, Episode 16
“Houses of The Holy” · Season 2, Episode 16
In this episode: Dave Nelson (2), Bill McNeal (2), Joe Garelli (1), Beth (1)
So, Theo, you want to work in broadcasting?
Anything would be better than what I'm doing now.
What are you doing now?
I give motivational speeches for corporate events.
Theo makes me think he's doing one thing but he's really doing something else. He's just like every other guy I've dated except he uses props.
(Repeated Line) Dave? [Coffee table falls over]
I'm sorry Joe, but I can't let you do this.
Okay.
Hang on there buddy. I know a diamond in the rough when I see one.
What are you talking about Bill? You look- You can't just pluck someone off the street and put him behind the microphone.
Of course you can. How do you think Edward R. Murrow was discovered?
That is not how Edward R. Murrow was discovered.
Don't try to confuse me with the facts. Joe, don't let this nattering nabob of negativity break your spirit.
Okay, enough fooling around.
All right. I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on this one. Trying to reason with savages is thirsty business. I'm going to get another cup of coffee.
Joe, I'm sorry, I can't let you do this.
That's okay man, I don't care.
All right. Great.
But you got to get somebody in here because we're back on the air in 15 seconds.
Right. Uh-
Bill just went to the break room.
Uh-
You gotta get something, I can cover it man. It's no big deal.
Are you sure you know what you're doing?
I just got one question. What's this mean, "You're listening to WYNNYX"?
That's WNYX, Joe.
I'm kidding. Relax.
All right, good luck.
No problem.
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