Stewart Lee quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Stewart Lee

You're in charge of this....

Simon

I am in charge of this! Stewart's right! Shoosh, Oddie!!

Stewart Lee

Well, three has a dance music face...if there can be such a thing. Four has a guest dance vocal musicalist hair. If you put that hair and that face together, it would definitely be that one...but unfortunately they exist in separate bodies. Perhaps something could be done about that...

Simon

There he is, blaspheming again. Against God's work.

Simon

God is not happy with you, Stewart Lee.

Stewart Lee

You know what it's like, you're trying to guess a song, and you end up looking at a hat.

Simon

You would say that...because you hate the baby Jesus.

Simon

How dare you come on here with that Pagan-Marxist agenda, this is God's Pop Quiz.