Mel C quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks

3 quotes

Mel C

Never Mind the Buzzcocks · 480 quotes

In 3 of the 480 quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Most scenes with: Simon (3)

Scenes with Mel C 3

[About Pete Doherty]

MCMel C

Have you seen his fingernails? Would you ever let those fingernails anywhere near you? They're dirty.

But you could clean his fingernails and then use them...

Do you put condoms on a man when you have intercourse?

MCMel C

Do you?

[audience laughs]

...we just cuddle.

I don't want to upset Bonnie...

MCMel C

But you don't mind upsetting me?

Ah, no, because you're not a drunk...anything could happen.

My big sister will come here and tell you off.

What does she drink?