A character in Never Mind the Buzzcocks
In 3 of the 480 quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Most scenes with: Simon (3)
[Speaking about Fyfe's band mate]
I read in your bumph that she found the perfect bass note to give a lady an orgasm.
Well, she says...but she won't tell us what it is! Which is selfish, I think. I think it's an F sharp, though! [Laughs hysterically]
Fyfe, Fyfe, do you find it difficult to perform without office equipment?
Yes.
Do you want a hole punch?
Yes.
[He begins squeezing it]
Hang on, sorry I didn't think that through...sorry, a silent hole punch. How about a desk tidy?
Nah, nah.
PostIt notes?
Right... [He storms off the set]
Oh, no.
[Laughter. Fyfe comes back]
Lucky I didn't get to the lever arch file!
[Simon gives Fyfe the lever arch file]
It's not the best comedy prop, really, is it?
Oh, I dunno, it's got two good laughs.
It's still here...
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Never Mind the Buzzcocks · 480 quotes
