Simon
Fyfe, Fyfe, do you find it difficult to perform without office equipment?
Fyfe
Yes.
Simon
Do you want a hole punch?
Fyfe
Yes.
[He begins squeezing it]
Simon
Hang on, sorry I didn't think that through...sorry, a silent hole punch. How about a desk tidy?
Fyfe
Nah, nah.
Simon
PostIt notes?
Fyfe
Right... [He storms off the set]
Simon
Oh, no.
[Laughter. Fyfe comes back]
Simon
Lucky I didn't get to the lever arch file!
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