A character in Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Played by Ed Seymour
Never Mind the Buzzcocks · 480 quotes
In 4 of the 480 quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Most scenes with: Simon (4)
I've been listening to your album, it's very impressive.
Good, thank you.
All tracks written by Preston...except 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8-
I wrote them with my guitarist!
Sure, sure you did...9, 10, 11, 13 and 15! Sorry, I like it though.
We're gonna have fun tonight, Preston!
Oh, really? Let me know when it starts.
[Ed correctly guesses the song in the Intros round]
Correct!!...Am I allowed to say that?
I suppose you just did! Let's hear how it should have sounded. [Plays the song] In the future, I would like to break the news...
[Quoting from Chantelle Houghton's book]
"The Paris Hilton work was a low point for me. It wasn't what I wanted to be doing, and on top of that it caused me some real problems with my hair". [Puts book down. Audience laughs, but Preston looks angry] What? It's a good... Haven't you read it? I don't want to spoil the ending for you! [Audience laughs and applauds. Simon opens the book again] "The photo shoot was for the Daily Mail, which made me feel really posh and upmarket..."
[Getting up] Oh, you've done it now. See you later, I'm off. Sorry.
Oh no, Preston come on
No, seriously, I'm going home.
Preston, we're having fun!
I ain't.
[He storms off stage]
Come on, Preston! Oh no, we can't lose Preston...
I guess he thought he's been voted out!
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