[Quoting from Chantelle Houghton's book]
"The Paris Hilton work was a low point for me. It wasn't what I wanted to be doing, and on top of that it caused me some real problems with my hair". [Puts book down. Audience laughs, but Preston looks angry] What? It's a good... Haven't you read it? I don't want to spoil the ending for you! [Audience laughs and applauds. Simon opens the book again] "The photo shoot was for the Daily Mail, which made me feel really posh and upmarket..."
[Getting up] Oh, you've done it now. See you later, I'm off. Sorry.
Oh no, Preston come on
No, seriously, I'm going home.
Preston, we're having fun!
I ain't.
[He storms off stage]
Come on, Preston! Oh no, we can't lose Preston...
I guess he thought he's been voted out!
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