Midge quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Simon

Bob Geldof, I understand, has lobbied the government about nuclear waste, Midge.

Has he? Sir Bob Geldof?

Simon

Sir Bib Geldof, yes. What do you think we should do about the environment, Midge?

Give me a bloody knighthood and I'll tell you!

Simon

I don't think it works that way round, Midge! The Magic Numbers [Points to Romeo] were not on Live 8, Band 20... What was it called?

Oh, the record?

Simon

Why was this?

I've got no idea!

Simon

You were there! Didn't you produce the song?

No I was the executive producer which meant that I let someone else do all the work and I took all the credit!

Simon

Didn't Bob take all the credit?

Bob is...Bob is like a death eater from Harry Potter. "It's mine!"

Simon

In 1995, Sade performed at Live Aid, and said that afterward, she didn't get to meet any of the stars...she just sat in the green room with Midge Ure.

Simon

Stay where you are, Midge!

Wanker.

Simon

Yeah...good point.

It's a youthful combo.

Youthful Combo..?

Simon

From Liverpool.

With a saxophone.

Phill

Called The Zutons.

Simon

The Faders were a female Busted. Very good, I interviewed them, I enjoyed them very much. Didn't do too well, shame.

There's something about you and interviewing.

Simon

Meanwhile, Peaches Geldof...pretty big news...