What are you hiding? [Gibbs pulls a Caf-Pow! from behind his back] Oh, no! It's too late, I can't! [pulls a NoCaf-Pow! from behind his back] Gibbs, you are an enabler and I love you for it!
S7 E7Endgame
[voiceover] Anyone can achieve their fullest potential. Who we are might be predetermined, but the path we follow is always of our own choosing. We should never allow our fears or the expectations of others to set the frontiers of our destiny. Your destiny can't be changed, but it can be challenged. Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one.
He was Kai-jacked!
Did you just say that?
I regret it already.
Kai, stop this, please!
LWLee Wuan Kai
I can't.
I can help you.
LWLee Wuan Kai
Just being there, all these years, you already have.
S7 E8Power Down
Do you see this? Nine hours, 21 minutes! [shoves his watch in Ziva's face]
Has it been that long? [takes the watch away and breaks it]
Why did you do that??
Because it was either you or the watch!
It's just, what's taking so long, you know?
Look, I'm sure we're not the only ones that need to be rescued. Plus, things could be a lot worse.
Yeah, how's that?
We could be stuck here with Tony.
[from outside the elevator] I heard that! I find it very interesting that the two of you left together late last night!
Just ignore him. He's like an annoying bug. Eventually he'll just go away.
Ziva, it's been five years. Trust me, he's not going anywhere.
What've you got?
A better question is what have you not got Abbs, and the better answer would be a Caf-Pow! I'm trying to make my own here, but I'm missing like 400 ingredients.
Are you all right?
No, I'm not okay! I'm not going to be okay until the power comes back on and I can run diagnostics on one of my babies. These aren't like light bulbs, Gibbs. You can't turn them on and off, and they're complex pieces of machinery that requires precise shutdown sequences. I don't understand! I mean, why does autopsy get backup power and I don't? I mean, MTAC, I get that, but what does Ducky have that I don't have?
Corpses.
I'll get some corpses!
I finally IDed the tire tracks to the SwiftCast getaway car. I got the make and model. It only took me 72 times longer than it usually does. How did people survive before there was pattern recognizing sparse representation algorithms?
[The team's search leads them to a storage container, which they find being used as an office crammed full of technology, supplies, and weapons]
[looking around the container] Wow. This is like the TARDIS.
Tard-what?
It's the contraption that Doctor Who travels through time in. Never mind.
Doctor Who? Who watches that?
If you want, I could sing a song for you guys.
We'd rather have an update, Tony.
There was an explosion at a Potomac Electric substation, causing some kind of... wait, what is it? Uh, begins with a "C", rhymes with... "parade sailor"?
Cascade failure?
Cascade failure! God, you're good at this, McGee! So that chain reaction knocked out power in half the District. PEPCO says they'll have it back up soon.
Cannot happen soon enough. I'm sure Gibbs is feeling right at home.
Well, you don't need electricity to use hand tools or drink a bottle of bourbon. [laughs]
[from inside the elevator] He's right behind you, isn't he?
[realizes] Yes, he is. Boss, you know, there's nothing wrong with the occasional cocktail.
APAnthony Paxton
[about his murdered wife] There's a lot of things I never knew about Emma, but one thing's for certain: she was a fighter. Stubborn as hell.
Yeah, I've been there.
APAnthony Paxton
Emma had to do it, right? She didn't have a choice.
No, she had a choice. That's what makes her a hero.
S7 E9Child's Play
Baby, I'm amazed. A maze of maize.
What?!
Maize. It's the Indian word for corn.
The Indian word for corn is maki.
Not Indians from India! Indians from, you know, here!
Well if they were Indians from here then we would be called American Indians, you dork.
[laughs] They'd be called Native Americans, Miss Citizenship Test.
What can I do for you, Gibblet? Sorry, kind of a seasonal play on your -- I'm ready, sir.
[hands over a phone] Turn this into pictures.
I thought you were going to give me something hard! So, what are you bringing to Ducky's dinner?
Not sure I'm going.
What do you mean you're not going?! Who's going to carve the turkey? Who's going to watch the game with me? Who's going to eat too much pie?!
KDKrista Dalton
We sold battle scenarios to game designers in China! They paid a lot.
You and your sister Debra?
KKrista
Yes. Debra made contacts through her trips to Asia for her firm.
C Ten Dynamics?
KKrista
We took some of the money, Debra and I, the rest we gave to families! Stattler made a ton of money off those kids, never gave anything back! It was old information! Useless!
Frequency jamming signals.
KKrista
For Balistic Winter. That system was being phased out.
It's still classified.
KKrista
Technically, but --
Which makes it technically treason.
Let her go.
GNGregg Norvell
[sees Gibbs, Ziva and Tony with their pistols pointed at him] Back off! I'll kill her!
Angela, look at me.
NNorvell
Move back! Now!
Ziva?
Got it.
NNorvell
She'll miss.
What's the probability of that?
AKAngela Kelp
Based on the temperature and humidity, no wind, half moon, good light, 97.6%.
Last chance, Norvell.
NNorvell
Move or I'll do it.
[to Ziva] Take it. (She does - and gets the head shot she was aiming for)
A toast! Close friends and dear family all. A bountiful thanks and good things for Fall!
And to all a good night! [pause] Wrong holiday.
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