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NCIS · Season 7, Episode 7

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“Endgame” · Season 7, Episode 7

In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (8), Ziva David (6), Timothy McGee (5), Abby Sciuto (1), Leon Vance (1)

Those are none of your business, those belong to McGee.

They're funny.

They're private.

They're self-help CD's McLonely's hearts ordered...um, download your destiny. Three easy payments of $19.95 each satisfaction guarranted or your money back.

Maybe McGee's already satisfied.

Well maybe there's an easter bunny too.

Tony...

VVoice

Anyone can achieve their fullest potiental. Who we are might be predetermined, but the path we follow is always of our [Tony laughs]

Oh my god, turn that off!

I love this guy! Sort of a poor man Shatner.

VVoice

We should never allow our fears or the exceptions of others to set the frontiers of our [Ziva shuts it off]

I've heard enough maybe your the one who needs the self-help.

Well, see that's where your wrong Ziva. I'm already enlightened.

Well, you're off on your own, Ziva. I'm already enlightened. I know exactly where I am. It may not be pretty, but I am DiNozzo. Hear me roar.

Like an elephant.

Lee Wuan Kai: North Korean assassin, one time fanatical nationalist, credited with 27 targeted hits in seven countries, dozens more by association --

She likes quiet walks on the beach, laughing with friends and playing Frisbee with her Cocker spaniel Ruphus.

[snatches the paper away] It does not say that.

Well it might as well. Look at those come hither eyes, those perfect kiss me now lips. No wonder Vance is obsessed. Kai's killing me and I'm just looking at her. You and Kai are probably a lot more alike than you think.

I do not follow.

Really? A couple of pretty ladies, both trained assassins.

You annoy me sometimes.

Sometimes?

Most of the time!

Well somethiing must of happened between Kai and Vance. Seriously director shows up at a crime scene that's not kosher.

It's in your blood isn't it.

What is?

Your thinking of how your gonna get him. Maybe some intense mind games followed by sheer force [Locks the women door] Go for the the jugular or the slow kill your a dangerous woman.

Who am I getting Agent Dunham

Why would you want Dunham thought we were talking about Pak Su Ji

Dunham is from Texas. I like Texas what is that saying anyway umm, he cleans up nice.

Not that nice I thought he was kinda creepy.

Oh, come on stop being such a big brother he's a field agent a nomad I've had enogh of that in my life I came to seelt down to make a home for myself the last thing I need is a Chad Dunham.

Mmm

However.

What?

[Ziva laughs then they both laugh]

Well to answer your question how would I get him brut force is intriguing.

Who are we talking about right now Pack Su Ji or the Texas Longhorn.

[Tony laughs]

Heck of a day isn't it.

You went home.

Yeah, just for an hour.

I've been talking to agents all night doing recon and you went home and got your game on with little sexy miss text message, Ziva look at him.

What are you talking about?

He's ussing a husky cave man esk primitive satisfication like Heston in Planet of the Apes and it didn't matter that that world was ruled by arrangatanges because Heston went straight for the mute chick in the loing claw you pulled a Heston. Didn't you?

I don't know about that. It was only for a few minutes.

Yeah sometimes that's all it takes in my middle aged world.

[LAUGHS] You are so jealous.

Yes I am and there's nothing wrong with that I'm proud of Tim, very proud of you did you take pictures

Please.

Well I'm excited to meet her make sure she's good enough for you.

[knocks] Ms. DeMarco, NCIS. We need to speak with you.

Ms. DeMarco, open up. We want to talk to you. [sounds of a shotgun being pumped cause Tony and McGee to take cover, then a shot is fired through the door] Federal agents! Drop it!

DDeMarco

Did that piece of filth Serro send you?! Because I've got a message for him! You can tell him -- [peeks out the door] -- did you say federal agents?

Yes, federal agents!

Serro's dead! Put the weapon down!

DDeMarco

Okay. [puts gun on the ground]

Hands in the air!

DDeMarco

Okay. Sorry.

Who do you think you are, Sarah Palin?!

What are you hiding? [Gibbs pulls a Caf-Pow! from behind his back] Oh, no! It's too late, I can't! [pulls a NoCaf-Pow! from behind his back] Gibbs, you are an enabler and I love you for it!

[voiceover] Anyone can achieve their fullest potential. Who we are might be predetermined, but the path we follow is always of our own choosing. We should never allow our fears or the expectations of others to set the frontiers of our destiny. Your destiny can't be changed, but it can be challenged. Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one.

Kai, stop this, please!

LWLee Wuan Kai

I can't.

I can help you.

LWLee Wuan Kai

Just being there, all these years, you already have.

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