NCIS · Season 5
[Ziva is confusing Tony as they talk at the crime scene.]
We've gotta figure out what he was doing here.
And with whom he was doing it.
Doing what with?
Whatever it was he was doing when he was undone.
[confused look] Done... what?
Done!
In, my dear fellow. Done in. Don't you understand the Queen's English?
Not this queen.
Jimmy, I have no doubt that you have it in you to die a hero's death. But until then, I would greatly appreciate your assistance here.
How do you do it?
Hmm?
Block out fear.
You don't. It's what you do with it.
Your eyes are getting heavy. All information is recorded in the subconscious mind. I'm going to count down from three. As I'm counting down, you're going to go into a deeper state of relaxation. 3... You're getting calm and relaxed. 2... You're going into a deeper state of comfort. 1... You're in a deep [touches Palmer's forehead with one finger as his eyes close shut] sleep. [gives a surprised thumb's up to McGee who nods in return]
You're at peace. You have the ability to retrieve any information at will. You have total recall. If at any time, you feel a block to your memory, take a deep breath, [Palmer takes a deep breath] and the block will melt away. Understand?
[Nods sleepily]
Okay, I'm going to take you back to yesterday. You're at the rime scene. You find a passport.
Passport?
Yeah, do you see it? It's vinyl, dark blue.
Vinyl?
Yes.
Dark blue?
Yes. Pick it up.
No, I'm gonna get hurt.
You're safe Jimmy. No one is gonna hurt you. Deep breath. [Palmer takes a deep breath] Good. Okay, you're at the crime scene. You look down and what do you see?
[smiles] Leather. Light brown.
[incredulous] What? [takes a deep breath and then continues] Okay, pick it up and look at it. Are you doing it?
Mmhm.
Okay, what does it say?
Cole Hann, low boot, size 7 and a half.
Sounds like a woman's boot.
[scolding] Jimmy, put Ziva's boot down. Can you hear me? It's Abby.
Oh, Abby... Black, high platforms, Demonia, size 10
[stand up] Jimmy!
[is startled awake] What? What did I say? Did we catch him? Did we learn anything about this guy?
No, but we certainly learned something about you.
Whatever it is, it's not what you think.
If the shoe fits... [starts walking away and Abby blows out the candles]
Wait, wait, where are you going?
These boots were made for walking.
[Palmer follows the team in his car.]
What are you doing here?!
I thought I could help...
What part of "stay" don't you understand?! Stay! Palmer, you stay in the car!
[Palmer stops the suspect fleeing by crashing his car.]
What the hell were you thinking?!
I did not get out of the car.
We could have made it.
The needle is below E, E stands for empty, we have less than empty, and we don't even know where it is!
We could have made it.
[at same time] What!
slightly annoyed, gets out of the car and starts pumping gas Why don't you make yourself useful?
What?
I said, why don't you make yourself useful?
What do you want me to do? Hold your nozzle?
Get us a map [Ziva makes a face, gets out of the car and starts walking to the store] ...And some white powder doughnuts and the blue ice gatorade. [she pauses, smacks her ass and keeps walking without turning around.]
If you value that hand, I suggest you back away, slowly.
[to Tony] First movie quote I hear, I am driving.
She doesn't want us involved. If there's one thing I learned about the Director's private wars, it's that it's best to stay away -- for her and for us! She's a big girl, she can take care of herself. Besides, it's probably a coincidence anyway, and she's behind one of those expensive windows munching on over-priced cashews courtesy of Mr. Out-of-Town.
Might be hard to believe, but I was in love once. Her name was Maggie. She had it all, quick as a fox, great curves, trusted her with my life.
What happened?
Traded for a Harley-Davidson when the transmission blew.
She died alone.
We are all alone.
Yeah, thanks for that.
Paris. That's when it must have happened.
The two of them alone in another world.
Putting their lives in each other's hands every day.
Not to mention the long nights.
It was inevitable.
Nothing is inevitable.
Did you know Mike Franks was involved in this?
No./Yes.
Want to take a moment to get your stories straight?
Yes./No.
Whose side are you on?
[together] Gibbs.
Well, you finally got your story straight.
Do you know Mike Franks was involved in this?
No./Yes.
You want to take a moment and get your stories straight?
Yes./No.
That explains how Director Shepard got out to the diner. Franks was the fifth shooter.
On Jenny's side.
Whose side are you on?
[together] Gibbs.
Well, you finally got your story straight.
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