NCIS · Season 11
Think I've found something. So I was going through files on Wells' computer when I saw this on his web browser. [shows computer monitor with columns of numbers on it] I'm thinking it's some kind of code, unlike any I've ever seen.
That's not code. That's football!
[after telling Gibbs that she and Delilah broke the case] Don't thank me. This one is Delilah
Oh no no. It was nothing. All I did was break the code in the operating system
Oh don't be so modest. Most people can't do that.
Yeah but it was your idea, Abby. I mean, without your–– [Gibbs impatiently slams the Caf-Pow onto the table]
[McGee's work station, including his desk, computer and chair, has been wrapped in plastic wrap]
We're dealing with a sadistic evil genius.
[Tony arrives at work and cheerily enters the squad room]
[notices Tony] I think you have that equation right?
[catches sight of McGee's desk] OH! What have we here! about safe agent-ing seriously. [chuckles] That's a little overboard McRibbed.
[unamused] You've had your fun Tony. Unwrap it.
Oh. Gosh. I'm flattered. But unfortunately, that prophylaxis is not the work of yours truly.
Then who's work is it?
Who knows? The Great Pumpkin? Headless Horseman? Perhaps the Ghost of Halloween Past? Mike Franks? Possibilities are endless.
[chuckles while watching McGee unwrap the plastic around his desk] Timmy, you fell prey to one of the oldest pranks in the book. Guess that's why the classics never go out of style.
[sarcastically] Lack of imagination and individuality? Sounds like your MO.
Don't be mad at me. I didn't do anything. You know what it is? You make yourself too easy of a target, McBullseye. You need to "keep movin'". Well, me? I like a challenge. Pullin' one over on Gibbs. That would be a feat for the ages.
[eyes Tony in disbelief] What do you have, a death wish?
[impersonating Sean Connery as James Bond] "I like to live dangerously."
[discussing the suspect with McGee] We live in a strange world, McGee. I miss the days when computer nerds looked like you.
[Abby hugs her when Borin shows her a large cup of Caf-Pow] Oh...that is a lot of affection for some caffeine. Should come around more often.
Yes. I agree with that 110%! Although that's not numerically possible. For emphasis it totally works.
You ready to go? I'm driving.
No. After everything's that happened, I think it's the best for everyone if I just pull out of the case. It's fine. Look, I'm gonna call headquarters, they're gonna send in another agent––
No, Borin. I have it. My case, my call.
[looks at Gibbs] You pulling rank on me, Gunny?
A Marine leaves no man behind.
[Tony and McGee presented their prime suspect with evidence incriminating her]
[to the suspect] Christmas came early this year for the FBI.
[deadpan] Booyah.
[looks at McGee] "Booyah"??? What is that?
[as Gibbs and Borin enter her lab, excitedly] Gabbs! Gabbs Gabbs Gabbs!! [Gibbs and Borin look at her, amused] It saves time, you know....just go with it.
When you left the Corps, was CGIS the change you were looking for?
[shakes head] Not exactly. At least not at first. More like running away than a fresh start. [pauses] But eventually it became more....work started to mean something. I started to feel....
A sense of purpose again?
[smiles at Gibbs] You're good.
What is with you lately?
Me? [chuckles] Tim, you systematically eat my yogurt all week.
Well, if you don't want me to eat then write your name on it.
I shouldn't have to, Tim.
You don't deserve yogurt, you know that? All you do is bash people: me, the suit guy, Jackson.
[subtly sarcastically] Ok. I got it. Thanks for setting me straight. You are the wind beneath my wings. [drops a box onto McGee's desk]
[eyes the box and then Tony] What is this?
[grins] Oh, uh, case files from Metro. Other robberies in the area.
Yeah, why are they on my desk?
Uh, because I would like you to go through them and see if you can find any links to our homicide.
[in disbelief] Are you taking point?
I am.
That's insane. There's only two of us here and Gibbs will be back in a few hours.
Go through the files. Probie. [glares at McGee and walks away]
[about having to suspend Jackson's license] It's never easy. I know what losing a license can do to a person.
Well, if his eyes are that bad you didn't have a choice.
I'm glad to hear you say that. Your father told me you were going to get me in my sleep!
No, that doesn't fly with me, Leroy. You say two words and you expect me to fill in the rest?
[on the phone] Here's the thing. Just 'cause you can name all the parts inside a jet pack doesn't make you Einstein.
Is there any right way to be a son?
Just as there is no right way for you to act as his father. The pain of watching a parent age is unlike any other.
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