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S11 E6

NCIS · Season 11, Episode 6

Tony and McGee in “Oil & Water”

[chuckles while watching McGee unwrap the plastic around his desk] Timmy, you fell prey to one of the oldest pranks in the book. Guess that's why the classics never go out of style.

[sarcastically] Lack of imagination and individuality? Sounds like your MO.

Don't be mad at me. I didn't do anything. You know what it is? You make yourself too easy of a target, McBullseye. You need to "keep movin'". Well, me? I like a challenge. Pullin' one over on Gibbs. That would be a feat for the ages.

[eyes Tony in disbelief] What do you have, a death wish?

[impersonating Sean Connery as James Bond] "I like to live dangerously."

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