“Oil & Water” quotes from NCIS

Abby

We're dealing with a sadistic evil genius.

McGee

[notices Tony] I think you have that equation right?

Tony

[catches sight of McGee's desk] OH! What have we here! about safe agent-ing seriously. [chuckles] That's a little overboard McRibbed.

McGee

[unamused] You've had your fun Tony. Unwrap it.

Tony

Oh. Gosh. I'm flattered. But unfortunately, that prophylaxis is not the work of yours truly.

Abby

Then who's work is it?

Tony

Who knows? The Great Pumpkin? Headless Horseman? Perhaps the Ghost of Halloween Past? Mike Franks? Possibilities are endless.

Tony

[chuckles while watching McGee unwrap the plastic around his desk] Timmy, you fell prey to one of the oldest pranks in the book. Guess that's why the classics never go out of style.

McGee

[sarcastically] Lack of imagination and individuality? Sounds like your MO.

Tony

Don't be mad at me. I didn't do anything. You know what it is? You make yourself too easy of a target, McBullseye. You need to "keep movin'". Well, me? I like a challenge. Pullin' one over on Gibbs. That would be a feat for the ages.

McGee

[eyes Tony in disbelief] What do you have, a death wish?

Tony

[impersonating Sean Connery as James Bond] "I like to live dangerously."

Tony

[discussing the suspect with McGee] We live in a strange world, McGee. I miss the days when computer nerds looked like you.

Agent Abigail Borin

[Abby hugs her when Borin shows her a large cup of Caf-Pow] Oh...that is a lot of affection for some caffeine. Should come around more often.

Abby

Yes. I agree with that 110%! Although that's not numerically possible. For emphasis it totally works.

Gibbs

You ready to go? I'm driving.

Borin

No. After everything's that happened, I think it's the best for everyone if I just pull out of the case. It's fine. Look, I'm gonna call headquarters, they're gonna send in another agent––

Gibbs

No, Borin. I have it. My case, my call.

Borin

[looks at Gibbs] You pulling rank on me, Gunny?

Gibbs

A Marine leaves no man behind.

Tony

[to the suspect] Christmas came early this year for the FBI.

McGee

[deadpan] Booyah.

Tony

[looks at McGee] "Booyah"??? What is that?

Abby

[as Gibbs and Borin enter her lab, excitedly] Gabbs! Gabbs Gabbs Gabbs!! [Gibbs and Borin look at her, amused] It saves time, you know....just go with it.

Gibbs

When you left the Corps, was CGIS the change you were looking for?

Borin

[shakes head] Not exactly. At least not at first. More like running away than a fresh start. [pauses] But eventually it became more....work started to mean something. I started to feel....

Gibbs

A sense of purpose again?

Borin

[smiles at Gibbs] You're good.