[Tony moves toward a sleeping Ziva with a Magic Marker.]
Touch me and die.
S7 E6Outlaws and In-Laws
S7 E7Endgame
Those are none of your business, those belong to McGee.
They're funny.
They're private.
They're self-help CD's McLonely's hearts ordered...um, download your destiny. Three easy payments of $19.95 each satisfaction guarranted or your money back.
Maybe McGee's already satisfied.
Well maybe there's an easter bunny too.
Tony...
VVoice
Anyone can achieve their fullest potiental. Who we are might be predetermined, but the path we follow is always of our [Tony laughs]
Oh my god, turn that off!
I love this guy! Sort of a poor man Shatner.
VVoice
We should never allow our fears or the exceptions of others to set the frontiers of our [Ziva shuts it off]
I've heard enough maybe your the one who needs the self-help.
Well, see that's where your wrong Ziva. I'm already enlightened.
Well, you're off on your own, Ziva. I'm already enlightened. I know exactly where I am. It may not be pretty, but I am DiNozzo. Hear me roar.
Like an elephant.
Lee Wuan Kai: North Korean assassin, one time fanatical nationalist, credited with 27 targeted hits in seven countries, dozens more by association --
She likes quiet walks on the beach, laughing with friends and playing Frisbee with her Cocker spaniel Ruphus.
[snatches the paper away] It does not say that.
Well it might as well. Look at those come hither eyes, those perfect kiss me now lips. No wonder Vance is obsessed. Kai's killing me and I'm just looking at her. You and Kai are probably a lot more alike than you think.
I do not follow.
Really? A couple of pretty ladies, both trained assassins.
You annoy me sometimes.
Sometimes?
Most of the time!
Well somethiing must of happened between Kai and Vance. Seriously director shows up at a crime scene that's not kosher.
It's in your blood isn't it.
What is?
Your thinking of how your gonna get him. Maybe some intense mind games followed by sheer force [Locks the women door] Go for the the jugular or the slow kill your a dangerous woman.
Who am I getting Agent Dunham
Why would you want Dunham thought we were talking about Pak Su Ji
Dunham is from Texas. I like Texas what is that saying anyway umm, he cleans up nice.
Not that nice I thought he was kinda creepy.
Oh, come on stop being such a big brother he's a field agent a nomad I've had enogh of that in my life I came to seelt down to make a home for myself the last thing I need is a Chad Dunham.
Mmm
However.
What?
[Ziva laughs then they both laugh]
Well to answer your question how would I get him brut force is intriguing.
Who are we talking about right now Pack Su Ji or the Texas Longhorn.
[Tony laughs]
Heck of a day isn't it.
You went home.
Yeah, just for an hour.
I've been talking to agents all night doing recon and you went home and got your game on with little sexy miss text message, Ziva look at him.
What are you talking about?
He's ussing a husky cave man esk primitive satisfication like Heston in Planet of the Apes and it didn't matter that that world was ruled by arrangatanges because Heston went straight for the mute chick in the loing claw you pulled a Heston. Didn't you?
I don't know about that. It was only for a few minutes.
Yeah sometimes that's all it takes in my middle aged world.
[LAUGHS] You are so jealous.
Yes I am and there's nothing wrong with that I'm proud of Tim, very proud of you did you take pictures
Please.
Well I'm excited to meet her make sure she's good enough for you.
[knocks] Ms. DeMarco, NCIS. We need to speak with you.
Ms. DeMarco, open up. We want to talk to you. [sounds of a shotgun being pumped cause Tony and McGee to take cover, then a shot is fired through the door] Federal agents! Drop it!
DDeMarco
Did that piece of filth Serro send you?! Because I've got a message for him! You can tell him -- [peeks out the door] -- did you say federal agents?
Yes, federal agents!
Serro's dead! Put the weapon down!
DDeMarco
Okay. [puts gun on the ground]
Hands in the air!
DDeMarco
Okay. Sorry.
Who do you think you are, Sarah Palin?!
What are you hiding? [Gibbs pulls a Caf-Pow! from behind his back] Oh, no! It's too late, I can't! [pulls a NoCaf-Pow! from behind his back] Gibbs, you are an enabler and I love you for it!
[voiceover] Anyone can achieve their fullest potential. Who we are might be predetermined, but the path we follow is always of our own choosing. We should never allow our fears or the expectations of others to set the frontiers of our destiny. Your destiny can't be changed, but it can be challenged. Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one.
He was Kai-jacked!
Did you just say that?
I regret it already.
Kai, stop this, please!
LWLee Wuan Kai
I can't.
I can help you.
LWLee Wuan Kai
Just being there, all these years, you already have.
S7 E8Power Down
Do you see this? Nine hours, 21 minutes! [shoves his watch in Ziva's face]
Has it been that long? [takes the watch away and breaks it]
Why did you do that??
Because it was either you or the watch!
It's just, what's taking so long, you know?
Look, I'm sure we're not the only ones that need to be rescued. Plus, things could be a lot worse.
Yeah, how's that?
We could be stuck here with Tony.
[from outside the elevator] I heard that! I find it very interesting that the two of you left together late last night!
Just ignore him. He's like an annoying bug. Eventually he'll just go away.
Ziva, it's been five years. Trust me, he's not going anywhere.
What've you got?
A better question is what have you not got Abbs, and the better answer would be a Caf-Pow! I'm trying to make my own here, but I'm missing like 400 ingredients.
Are you all right?
No, I'm not okay! I'm not going to be okay until the power comes back on and I can run diagnostics on one of my babies. These aren't like light bulbs, Gibbs. You can't turn them on and off, and they're complex pieces of machinery that requires precise shutdown sequences. I don't understand! I mean, why does autopsy get backup power and I don't? I mean, MTAC, I get that, but what does Ducky have that I don't have?
Corpses.
I'll get some corpses!
I finally IDed the tire tracks to the SwiftCast getaway car. I got the make and model. It only took me 72 times longer than it usually does. How did people survive before there was pattern recognizing sparse representation algorithms?
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