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S6 E15Deliverance

[Gibbs and Mike Franks are in Abby's lab]

This is so cool. Someone writes your service number on a roof and then you just show up! It's like it's sending out the bat signal and having Batman just show up. [looks at Franks] And his mentor Ra's al Ghul. [Franks looks at her blankly, Gibbs smiles at Franks] Or like Princess Leia sending a hologram, help me Obi-Wan. And then getting Obi-Wan with his mentor Qui-Gon Jinn. [Franks smiles at her blankly] You know it's weird, 'cause Liam Neeson played both their mentors.

C'mon McGee! Type something about the something into something!

S6 E16Bounce

Who would want to impersonate Tony?

Perhaps Jack Nicholson? You know, impersonation revenge?

Hey, talk to me, Abs! Here you go. [Hands her a Caf-Pow!]

Thank you, Gibbs.

Abby?

I was just examining the evidence from the murder scene, Gibbs.

Abby?

The room was, luckily, really clean, because, you know, hotel rooms, they can be a forensic scientists' biggest nightmare, Gibbs.

Abby! I'm not Gibbs!

Yes, you are, because if you're not, there's a problem. And after Sister Rosita spraining her ankle after the sixth frame, and Mr. Giggles escaping --

Mr. Giggles?!

Stay on topic, Gibbs.

Not Gibbs!

Okay. Tell me. I can take it.

Well, he's just upstairs --

Wait! I can't.

Rule 38. [Indicating that if it's your case, you're the boss]

Oh! [smiles brightly]

So Tony is in charge again.

Yes.

How do you feel about it?

Tony is a competent, capable investigator and a good leader. You do not agree?

Yeah, I agree, it's just that he's kind of irritating when he's not the boss. When he is, he walks around with that peacock strut and that smirk. It's like -- he's behind me, isn't he?

Smirking.

He got scared. He found out his partner was going to meet with the agent from the original case. It wasn't DiNozzo but the killer didn't know that. If I'm him I'm wondering why my buddy is meeting with a federal agent. Hmmm. Maybe he's going to flip on me. He can't if he's dead. There's our motive we just need our killer.

May of just found him. Abby just matched a print from Renny's hotel room to one of his former coworkers. A Commander Carl Davis. Gear Up. (Ziva and McGee stare at Gibbs blankly)

What?

We've just never heard you say that much at one time.

Or in a week.

Wasn't my job before. Come on.

Who would want to impersonate Tony?

Perhaps Jack Nicholson? You know, impersonation revenge?

Or its a frame up.

Jean Benoit?

Overseas, Maybe it was Trent Kort.

Are you detecting a trend here?

Tony does have a way with people.

The Burning Bed, 1984, Farrah Fawcett

Torched her husband while he was sleeping. [Tony stares at him] Second wife's favorite movie.

Maybe Commander Davis' wife is going for a sequel.

Hell hath no fury...

...like a woman's scorn. Third wife's favorite quote.

[Tony and McGee are looking at photos of the suspect with another woman taken by a private investigator hired by his wife]

[...]

The other husband, how kind of him. What do they say?....

Misery loves company.

Where'd you get that? Your fourth wife?

If we asked for a life vest he's throwing an anchor.

How'd it go?

I guess I missed him.

Yeah? Well, I figured.

Boat, Bourbon, basement. I get it.

S6 E17South by Southwest

A law firm in London wants me to call them. Says it's important.

What could they want?

I don't know. Maybe it's about my Uncle Clive. You remember that funeral I went to last month?

Your uncle really died? I thought you were making that up to get some time off.

SBSheriff Boyd

You know, you might want to let go of that horn, junior. Riding a horse is like making love, you got to relax and enjoy it.

Sheriff, I have a strong feeling that you and I enjoy both of those activities in really different ways. No disrespect.

[after riding a horse all day] Ohhh, can you get nerve damage in your buttocks?

You're gonna feel worse in the morning.

Any word on Dina Risi?

SBSheriff Boyd

No. We tried all our sources. No one seems to know where she went.

You know her?

SBSheriff Boyd

Well, I met her. She was chained to a tree, I was the one with the bolt cutters and handcuffs.

You're counting your eggs before they're laid.

Operative word is 'laid'.

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