A law firm in London wants me to call them. Says it's important.
I don't know. Maybe it's about my Uncle Clive. You remember that funeral I went to last month?
Your uncle really died? I thought you were making that up to get some time off.
SBSheriff Boyd
You know, you might want to let go of that horn, junior. Riding a horse is like making love, you got to relax and enjoy it.
Sheriff, I have a strong feeling that you and I enjoy both of those activities in really different ways. No disrespect.
[after riding a horse all day] Ohhh, can you get nerve damage in your buttocks?
You're gonna feel worse in the morning.
SBSheriff Boyd
No. We tried all our sources. No one seems to know where she went.
SBSheriff Boyd
Well, I met her. She was chained to a tree, I was the one with the bolt cutters and handcuffs.
You're counting your eggs before they're laid.
Operative word is 'laid'.
[Tony has trouble controlling his horse; it's turning in circles]
Uh oh, sheriff, I think he lost a contact.
You are counting your eggs before they are laid.
Operative word is 'laid'.
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