TV show quotes
Oh, you prefer Jimmy?
Um, Jim Palmer was a pitcher for the Orioles, I was named after him, but I have never really liked baseball.
Noted. Well, please, you may call me Jordan. I was named after a body of water towards which I bear no ill will.
Yeah, well the last phrase she yells means "You killed my brother". Any idea why she would've said that?
Perhaps because I killed her brother.
[Tony and Ziva yelling into their desk telephones]
I already rebooted the system, Frank! Twice!
Four hours! Four hours! That is how long I waited for your cable repairman! Four hours!
You already said that! No! I will not reboot again! I will never reboot it again!
Reschedule?! So you can waste another Saturday?!
Just tell me you have no idea how to fix the problem, then we can both get on with our lives!
[Tony and Ziva slam their phones down in disgust]
Someone will die today.
I think you have me confused with someone who is far less awesome.
You have to tell him the truth.
Maybe. Not until I'm absolutely sure lying won't work.
We're trying to make a connection between Jennings and his killer.
Brandon Sykes. But we hit a dead end.
No pun intended?
Actually, it was.
Well, in that case, nicely done.
It's like I said, it's always the maid.
No. You have said it is always the janitor, or the butler, or anyone assigned to work in Abby's lab, but you have never once said maid.
Anyone ever tell you that your memory can be a real buzz kill?
[...]
Who do you think she's working for? Chinese? Russians?
Cubans. After all, she is Cuban.
That's way too obvious. Haven't I taught you anything?
Enjoy it while it lasts. Women are trouble. Haven't you learned anything from me?
Yeah, not to go on undercover dates with a doctor whose father is the world's biggest arms dealer.
...That's low, Probie.
Well, we know why Captain Jennings was playing with dolls. He was using the primitive electronics in Beary here to build an old school phreak box.
In English?
Oh, a phreak box. That's a tool that hackers used to use in the 80's to communicate remotely with computer systems.
[Everyone stares at him.]
What? Come on, guys! WarGames? Sneakers? Hackers? A very young Angelina Jolie in that...
Melinda. [looks into his little black book, then prevents Ziva from taking it]
How many Melinda's do you have in that thing?
It could be the girl I talk to at the gym.
You don't go to the gym.
Well maybe it was the girl I talked to at the dog park.
You don't have a dog.
Oh, it could have been that girl I met at the concession stand while my date was in the bathroom.
You need a secretary.
Or a therapist.
Or both.
Beretta's, 9mm?
Feel free.
Do you mind?
Not at all, ma'am. Do your best.
[sighs] Oh, God.
Stand by at station two for live fire.
[fires once and clears the round] I prefer the Sig.
A lot of women have trouble with the Beretta. Think it has too much of a kick.
Your sight is a few millimeters off.
Really?
[shows Medina the target with a bullet hole in the head] Really.
Popeye Carmano? NCIS. Are we all listening to the same song? Let me guess. Ricky Martin fans, Livin' La Vida Loca.
You gotta leave, man.
But we just got here!
Yeah, but it's a very dangerous neighborhood.
That's why I brought her.
La bonita es un Federale.
Federales es un buena.
La bonita will kick your ass.
Sit down
I ain't sittin' down.
Sientate! Or do you want la bonita to sit your ass down?
Pecados Capitales
"Capital Fish".
"Deadly sins", you idiot. Fish is pescado.
Don't scoff at me. Lots of gangs are named after deadly fish. There's the Sharks. There's the Barracudas, Rumble Fish...
[Tony and Ziva are updating Gibbs on the case]
There is a smurf war...
Turf war!
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