“Deliverance” · Season 6, Episode 15
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (5), Ziva David (5), Abby Sciuto (2), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (1), Timothy McGee (1)
Melinda. [looks into his little black book, then prevents Ziva from taking it]
How many Melinda's do you have in that thing?
It could be the girl I talk to at the gym.
You don't go to the gym.
Well maybe it was the girl I talked to at the dog park.
You don't have a dog.
Oh, it could have been that girl I met at the concession stand while my date was in the bathroom.
You need a secretary.
Or a therapist.
Or both.
Beretta's, 9mm?
Feel free.
Do you mind?
Not at all, ma'am. Do your best.
[sighs] Oh, God.
Stand by at station two for live fire.
[fires once and clears the round] I prefer the Sig.
A lot of women have trouble with the Beretta. Think it has too much of a kick.
Your sight is a few millimeters off.
Really?
[shows Medina the target with a bullet hole in the head] Really.
Popeye Carmano? NCIS. Are we all listening to the same song? Let me guess. Ricky Martin fans, Livin' La Vida Loca.
You gotta leave, man.
But we just got here!
Yeah, but it's a very dangerous neighborhood.
That's why I brought her.
La bonita es un Federale.
Federales es un buena.
La bonita will kick your ass.
Sit down
I ain't sittin' down.
Sientate! Or do you want la bonita to sit your ass down?
Pecados Capitales
"Capital Fish".
"Deadly sins", you idiot. Fish is pescado.
Don't scoff at me. Lots of gangs are named after deadly fish. There's the Sharks. There's the Barracudas, Rumble Fish...
[Tony and Ziva are updating Gibbs on the case]
There is a smurf war...
Turf war!
[Gibbs and Mike Franks are in Abby's lab]
This is so cool. Someone writes your service number on a roof and then you just show up! It's like it's sending out the bat signal and having Batman just show up. [looks at Franks] And his mentor Ra's al Ghul. [Franks looks at her blankly, Gibbs smiles at Franks] Or like Princess Leia sending a hologram, help me Obi-Wan. And then getting Obi-Wan with his mentor Qui-Gon Jinn. [Franks smiles at her blankly] You know it's weird, 'cause Liam Neeson played both their mentors.
C'mon McGee! Type something about the something into something!
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