[Abby and McGee are hugging]
Are you two done playing grab-assy? Or do I need to transfer McGee to a weather station in the Antarctic?
S3 E17Ravenous
S3 E18Bait
She asked if you had the calzones for this, yes?
Cojones.
Do you?
[Gibbs has entered the room with the hostage-taker.]
[from outside] I want to speak with Special Agent Gibbs.
Everybody's okay... Boss.
That's good to hear... Special Agent Gibbs.
KKody
Your agent says he's a negotiator.
Well, that's right. He's my best man.
KKody
Your best man's a moron for getting caught in here.
He always had an attitude problem.
[Inside the room, Gibbs smiles. Outside the room, Tony winces.]
Just want to let you know that Special Agent Caitlin Todd is out looking for your mom.
KKody
Don't come back until you find her. I... I won't tell you again.
All right. I'm going.
How are you going to tell Gibbs the kid's mom is dead?
[grimly] I already did. Special Agent Todd is dead.
S3 E19Iced
LCLance Corporal Silva
How much trouble am I in?
Trouble? Why would you say that?
LCLance Corporal Silva
Four NCIS agents escorting one lance corporal?
You got it all wrong, Marine. She's Mossad.
Something wrong, boss?
Just admiring your feminine glow.
Next thing you know, you'll be wearing clogs in bubble baths.
What is wrong with bubble baths?
You just set off Gaydar across the entire Atlantic seaboard.
This isn't about orientation. It's about image.
So your image is homo-pubic?
Homo-phobic.
Ice? That means...
You're now going to make a really juvenile cold case joke.
It was a really good one too.
[Tony has recovered three guns at the lake] You expecting an "attaboy?"
I... thought it'd be nice.
[lightly stroking the back of his head] Attaboy.
[To McGee] You've been watching too many cop shows.
Well, you've been watching too many... gang... person shows.
(from observation)
I don't think McGee watches enough cop shows.
McGee is a capable interrogator. He can be quite intimidating when he wants to be.
You can't keep me in here like this!
No, actually, I can. You see, La Vida Mala has suspected ties to al-Qaeda. So all I have to do is say the word "terrorist" and I can keep you in this room until you grow old and die.
(from observation)
That... actually was intimidating.
My name's Anthony. My friends call me Tony which, spelled backwards, is "Y-not."
(mockingly) Semper Fi.
Goodbye, Cesar.
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