Cesar Bernal quotes from NCIS

Cesar Bernal

[To McGee] You've been watching too many cop shows.

McGee

Well, you've been watching too many... gang... person shows.

Tony

I don't think McGee watches enough cop shows.

Ziva

McGee is a capable interrogator. He can be quite intimidating when he wants to be.

Cesar Bernal

You can't keep me in here like this!

McGee

No, actually, I can. You see, La Vida Mala has suspected ties to al-Qaeda. So all I have to do is say the word "terrorist" and I can keep you in this room until you grow old and die.

Tony

That... actually was intimidating.

Cesar Bernal

(mockingly) Semper Fi.

Gibbs

Goodbye, Cesar.