TV show quotes
The trainee returns. How did it go?
[exhales] I don't want to talk about it.
That good, huh?
I just spent the last hour on the choppiest helo ride of my life, clutching a dead body so it didn't shift, because the tie-down rings were loose. It was the high point of my morning.
What's your name?
Petty Officer Felton
What's your first name?
Patricia
call you Patty?
[PO Felton groans]
[grins] You hate being called Patty.
What'd we do...boss?
Please stop calling me that.
It's Hostage Negotiation 101, DiNozzo. Keep them stalled, keep them calm, keep them talking.
[grins] Just like dating. [Borin glares at him]
[talking to the corpse in his autopsy room] I know in the end we all must die. I'm not a religious person but I find desecration of the human body to be positively indecent.
[walks in holding coffee] Well, pirates aren't known for their decency, Duck.
[stares at McGee, speechless] Uh....
Is something wrong?
No, Timothy, but I request that you dispense with the coffee before joining me.
Gosh, I just got chills.
Why is that?
You're just....changing...right in front of our eyes. Your gruff manner, your clipped replies. You're no longer McGee. You're McGibbs.
Hey...still here, Borin? Admit it, I'm growing on you.
Like a barnacle.
35 seconds...running out of time, Boss.
Jaime, you've got two choices. You drop the weapon and I diffuse the bomb. Or I shoot you and I diffuse the bomb.
[...]
The bomb thing, that was kinda fun right. Next time, you might want to give us a heads up tough, because I didn't pack a diaper.
[enters squad room and sees McGee working at his desk] Well, McGee, I just want you to know I'm proud of you. You didn't blow anything up and there were no international incidents.
It's not that I don't want to dress up, ok? It's....it's just that Jake and I can't agree on a costume.
Phew...marriage. Here we go. [Bishop glares at him] Halloween used to be a single guy's paradise. Now it's been twisted and co-opted into some kind of couples thing.
What can I say? Women find me alluring.
[The team are out under cover with Tony and Bishop posing as yoga practitioners]
Didn't know you practiced yoga.
Oh yeah, balanced mind, balanced life. I've been reading Sting's biography. He's a Renaissance man.
[via microphone] Please, I just ate.
I reject your negative energy, McGee.
Today is a difficult day.
It is?
You've been training for nine months now. Nine months! Magical time frame isn't it? To think, in three months, Breena and I are gonna have our own little human [Ducky rolls his eyes] who hopefully enjoys long walks. [notices Bishop and Ducky] Sorry, this is about you.
Money...the root of all evil.
Gibbs, Gibbs, Gibbs, Gibbs, Gibbs! I have news, I have lots of news, I have big news.
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