Lee quotes from NCIS

Tony

There is only one thing you need to know about Officer David.

Don't make her mad.

Tony

So, technically, really, there are two things. And the other one is, she can take care of herself.

Ziva

It's really not that bad, McGee.

McGee

For a spy you're a horrible liar.

Ziva's right. You can hardly notice. But...

McGee

But?

I wouldn't let Agent DiNozzo see it if I were you.

Tony

Let Agent DiNozzo see what?

McGee

(mumbles) Nothing.

Tony

Why are you mumbling, McGee?

McGee

(mumbles) I'm not mumbling.

Tony

Well, you either just said "mimes aren't rumbling" or "I'm not mumbling." And I don't see any mimes. Agent Lee, why is Agent McGee mumbling?

He over-bleached his teeth, Sir. Apparently he fell asleep while wearing his bleaching tray, Sir.

Tony

You don't watch Friends, do you? Same thing happened to Ross. You could have learned from our friend's mistake. But you chose to read instead! Let me see the damage.

McGee

(mumbles) No.

Tony

As team leader, people, I need to be aware of any condition that might affect an agent's ability to perform his or her duties.

Ziva

And what does having embarrassingly white teeth have to do with performing his duties?

McGee

You said it was not that bad!

Tony

She lied! Open up your mouth.

McGee

(mumbles) No.

Tony

Let me see the Chiclets.

McGee

(mumbles) No.

Tony

Let me see them.

McGee

(mumbles) No.

Tony

Open your - Gibbs!

McGee

What is...?

Tony

I have no idea.

Ziva

I thought you said you grew up around weapons?

I did. I didn't say my father let me near them.

McGee

Wonder what they are doing up there.

Tony

Does the Navy still hang people?

Abby

Tony!

McGee

Well, it is treason, Abby.

Abby

McGeeeehee!

Tony

What else can they do? There's no way she walks out of here.

Ziva

No way.

Good night everyone! [Walks out]

Ziva

[putting an ear wig on Lee] You've pled your case with everyone else, why not me?

I'm done trying to explain. No one understands.

Ziva

I do.

...You would do what I did?

Ziva

[Reffering to her ear piece] That too tight?

It's fine. Thank you... I'm never going to see my daughter again, am I?

Ziva

Probabaly not.