There is only one thing you need to know about Officer David.
LLee
Don't make her mad.
So, technically, really, there are two things. And the other one is, she can take care of herself.
“Shalom” · Season 4, Episode 1
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (3), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), Ziva David (3), Timothy McGee (1), Abby Sciuto (1), Lee (1)
Who was that?
Where?
On the phone.
Oh, um, it was the nuns.
Nuns?
Yeah, y'know, nuns with the big white hats and the --
Habits. Yeah, they're called habits, the white hats.
Yep, that's right. They called… to say that bowling was canceled.
[amused] Bowling nuns.
Geez, McGee, what are you on some kind of anti-nun crusade here?
Today, Ziva!
Okay. I may be in a little bit of trouble.
Yeah? Define little.
I am currently on the run from the FBI, NCIS, Mossad and my father.
Geez, what'd you do?
The target's name was Abdul Wazir. A Syrian wanted for crimes against the state of Israel. Terminated by this man, Mossad Officer Namir Eschel, my former teammate when I was stationed in Paris.
Who's supposed to be dead.
Apparently he's gotten better.
Things are bad enough for NCIS as it is, Tony. You can't --
[interrupting] I don't remember asking your opinion, Officer David.
You see? He's been completely insufferable since you left.
That true, Tony?
When I need to be.
Yeah? Maybe you were the right man for the job.
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